Subject: Chat with Dan COLLINS
From: Dan COLLINS <vermontaigne@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: word to the wise
me: I'll be on Russia Today on Monday evening
me: again
me: apparently it's hard to get banned from Russia Today
Dan: Cool. What time?
me: and it will be the TV event of the week
me: as it will be live
me: oh
me: like 7
me: EST
me: it will be up on YouTube
me: just in case you don't happen to be watching your daily dose of Russia Today at that time
me: WE HAVE TO FACE THE POSSIBILITY DAN
Dan: LOL. What did you think of the Isikoff piece?
me: goofy
Dan: Kind of my feeling, too.
me: they should not have called me a "senior stategist"
me: I spent six hours explaining Anon to them
me: we don't have titles
me: I've taken on the official title of "faggot" in protest
Dan: Very Dan Whatsisname, the gay writer.
me: Savage
Dan: Yeah, Savage.
me: he's a character
Dan: He is a character. He's weird, though. I mean, the whole thing about gay sex is better than straight sex.
Dan: In my unbiased opinion, the sex I have is as good as it gets.
Dan: You know?
Dan: I mean, don't want to put anyone down, but . . .
me: I don
me: I don't think he thinks that
me: I've been reading him since I was 15
me: as I used to intern at those alt weeklies
Dan: Oh, but he's written that, saying that straight sex is like Tab A, Slot B.
me: ah
me: well, I'm in no position to argue because I haven't fucked a guy
me: let the homo think what he will
Dan: LOL, me either, but I don't think he takes into account just how alien the mind of woman is.
me: that's very possible. not something that we breeders can ignore
Dan: Truly.
me: I've got a girlfriend now, it sucks
Dan: Or, we do so at our great peril.
Dan: Aw, sorry about that.
me: She's taking the me-being-in-perpetual-act-of-propaganda-of-the-deed pretty well, though
me: for a girl
Dan: Okay, that's definitely off the record.
me: k
Dan: Anyway, thanks for the heads up.
Dan: My mind's like a sieve. Can you remind me on Monday?
me: soitanly
Dan: Tanks.