Andrew: hey Andrew: remember when you had taste and liked jazz? me: yes Andrew: you should check out this new orleans trumpet player Andrew: christian scott Andrew: hes really amazingly good Andrew: and FROM NEW ORLEANS WHICH IS THE GREATEST CITY ON EARTH LOL me: oh, right me: but check this out me: first of all me: did you see Vietnam Magick whatever? Andrew: yes me: ok, good me: on an unrelated note me: http://blogs.forbes.com/andygreenberg/2011/03/07/anonymous-hackers-target-alleged-wikileaker-bradley-mannings-jailers/ Andrew: "If this means me going to fucking prison, then that’s fine." me: heh me: gonna do the "crime," gonna do the time Andrew: yes nuts Andrew: s/yes/yer me: we call that me: getting indicted me: a Texas bar mitvah Andrew: That must make yer dad a texas rabbi me: yep me: ironically enough Andrew: There's that word again Andrew: why is iron so important to you earth people? Do you use it for fuel? me: Heavy? Has gravity increased in the future? me: I used the term "fucking magnet" in an article yesterday Andrew: OH MY GOD A MEME HAS EXCAPED me: CATCH IT me: I CHOOSE YOU, FORCED MEME Andrew: wow Andrew: pokemon humor Andrew: we're really getting 'out there' Andrew: you moving back to NYC? me: yep me: later this me: year me: and be up in April Andrew: i know about april Andrew: are you really moving back? Andrew: you should me: will try to crash on your couch for no reason one night me: lol me: yes, me and the gf Andrew: nice me: end of the year me: she wants to go to Columbia Andrew: why wait? me: for some gay reason me: saving monies Andrew: ah, good gay reason me: gonna do it a little better than I did last time Andrew: you can crash at my place me: you remember last time Andrew: I do! me: when I had no money and got on heroin and lived like a criminal Andrew: I was a little discouraged when you decided oyu could run your own bushwick empire like some sort of african despot Andrew: but the rest was fairly entertaining Andrew: is yer gf rich? me: well, I've got another empire Andrew: if so, live in williamsburg Andrew: media empires dont count me: and insomuch as that I have a movie deal me: and have informed the Puerto Ricans me: that they'll be in it me: now El calls me to report on their little video projects me: so I will finally control those Puerto Ricans me: so fuck you! me: jajajajajajajaaja Andrew: oh lord - here we go again! me: gonna be one craaaaazy summer me: srsly though me: obviously I'm busy with my other stuff me: not trying to take over Bushwick again me: just really want those fucking guys in a movie me: fucking El? me: El needs to be in a movie Andrew: id like to see them in a movie Andrew: or any movie involving your creative input me: yes me: it has to be done Andrew: how much money do you have for this movie? me: oh, the producer has the money necessary me: also me: he optioned the Wikileaks book me: from Gregg Mitchell Andrew: necessary is not a number me: and I've delivered him Greenwald me: who knows Assangge me: etc me: take that, Spielberg me: I don't know about financing Andrew: obviously me: it need not have a high budget me: lol me: I AM INFORMING YOU OF MY FINANCIAL LACK OF SENSE Andrew: just curious Andrew: call me when that number comes in me: I don't know yet, still doing treatment Andrew: hence the future tene me: yeah, I dunno me: I'm not really in the "biz" me: the "industry" me: jakjajajjaajajjaajaj Andrew: yes, jajaja and all that me: yes, yes Andrew: where's the beef, though? Andrew: where's the beef? me: classified Andrew: can you bring that one back? me: oh, also me: my gf's roommate me: who's a knowitall coder me: says MIT can crack any code in an hour me: and that there is no such thing as encryption that can't be cracked right now me: is that BS? me: because the guy also thought Minecraft was an FPS when I tried to show it to him Andrew: yes me: that's what I thought Andrew: that is bullshit Andrew: but more to the point me: that guy talks lots of noise Andrew: its far too general Andrew: MD5 can be cracked with a good cluster in under an hour Andrew: but has been known to be deficient for years Andrew: SHA-2, blowfish et all are all still theoretically open form problems with sufficiently complex passwords me: the one on your arm me: for instance me: what's the deal? Andrew: there is the possibility the NSA knows shortcuts for some algos, but i would be surprised if they knew somethign drastically faster than current impls Andrew: the tattoo is the basic mathematical description of a semi-prime factoring key gen, which is the basis for RSA Andrew: itself susceptible to breakage, but is the groundwork for all public key crypto me: okay, that's kind of what I figured, that the guy was being really general and not defining his terms, etc Andrew: yes Andrew: we can ask the NSA right now Andrew: HEY NSA, CAN YOU READ THIS LH$K!NRLK!NUOICRNU#)(RU)#@RU)!#(UR)_UM Andrew: we'll find out at your deposition I guess me: k me: don't forget about our plan to cross state lines and buy fireworks off-season me: it's a good fucking plan Andrew: OH SHIT BLACK HELICOPTERS me: RT @DavaJeanne: Breaking-600 homeowners have shut down #DC Bank of America branch #makewallstpay #usuncut http://twitpic.com/475iay me: BoA is fucked, man me: Wikileaks has that file Andrew: please dont RT me Andrew: yes, but i heard the contents were benign me: fuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu me: heard from where? me: they don't seem to think so Andrew: ether me: they hired law firm to fight back me: I use same ether as you Andrew: you use better ether me: http://www.zdnetasia.com/ddos-attacks-harmless-anonymous-user-62207457.htm#comment-20263520 me: check out comments Andrew: hence the existential qualifier me: srsly me: could be nothing me: but I think it's leit me: legit Andrew: hrm me: 2011, man Andrew: BoA is a 200MMM+ company me: yeah me: it is Andrew: protests at a local branch & some embaressing documents dont fuck it exactly me: Rome was this huge empire me: yeah, Palantir's money is certainly saving them! me: nevermind that execs are now freaking out and having me contacted through channels! me: they have money! me: like my dad once did! me: and he's doing great! me: jajaajjajjajjajjaaja Andrew: just saying me: oic