Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: lol
me: well done
me: get me christ and caesar
Caleb: Would you settle for _Caesar and Christ_?
me: oh, yeah
me: that''ll do
me: srsly
me: you got one whole set?
Caleb: Faggot?
me: srsly what'd you get?
Caleb: http://www.amazon.com/Caesar-Christ-Story-Civilization-III/dp/0671115006
me: srsly, how many did you take?
Caleb: Are you doing that 'srsly' thing ironically?
me: NO I'M NOT
me: THIS IS HOW I FUCKING TALK NOW
me: I SPEND TEN HOURS A DAY ON IRC WITH MY CRAZY CYBER WARRIOR FRIENDS
me: FUCKING GET OVER IT
me: SRSLY
me: LOL PWNED
Caleb: Epic.
me: LULZ ETC