Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: Shame on a nigga tryin' ta run game on a nigga.
me: hoo wu wa wit the trigga
me: Jim, I just got it?
me: Got what!
me: DISCO FEVER
me: FUCKING DISCO FEVER
me: HAWTHORNE
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcsEop0NPGM
Caleb: So our phony-balogna interview set for our Fox morning show consists of a chair, couch, and coffee table, and two bookcases as the background.
Caleb: The bookcases are stacked with two different editions of the _Story of Civilization_.
Caleb: Or at least, they _were_ stacked with two different editions.
Caleb: Heh heh heh.
me: lol
me: well done
me: get me christ and caesar
Caleb: Would you settle for _Caesar and Christ_?
me: oh, yeah
me: that''ll do
me: srsly
me: you got one whole set?
Caleb: Faggot?
me: srsly what'd you get?
Caleb: http://www.amazon.com/Caesar-Christ-Story-Civilization-III/dp/0671115006
me: srsly, how many did you take?
Caleb: Are you doing that 'srsly' thing ironically?
me: NO I'M NOT
me: THIS IS HOW I FUCKING TALK NOW
me: I SPEND TEN HOURS A DAY ON IRC WITH MY CRAZY CYBER WARRIOR FRIENDS
me: FUCKING GET OVER IT
me: SRSLY
me: LOL PWNED
Caleb: Epic.
me: LULZ ETC
Caleb: At any rate, so far I've grabbed _Caesar and Christ_ for you, and _Our Oriental Heritage_ for me.
me: AWESOME
Caleb: Tomorrow's my last day, so I'll see how many I can fit in my lunch pail.
me: sweeeeeeeet
me: also
me: checck it
me: for D Magazine profile
me: http://hip2be.com/yh/IMG_3224-4-web.jpg
me: perhaps you have a comment about this thing?
me: for instance
me: what do you think of my sexuality?
Caleb: Can you say, "New desktop wallpaper"?
Caleb: :-o
me: yes