I'm now friends with Esc (Guy Fawkes) and AnonIRC (Amerigo bla bla bla) - I've suggested them both as friends for you.
I was quietly going about my tweets last night, quite late, when this Anon called Avunit (or something like that) tweeted me about nothing really (or at least I don't remember what it was about) then the next thing I know I have a message from someone called Murdermarc asking how it feels to have an Op named after me and then it went out of control and I got 300 new followers in about 20 minutes. I got scared at one point because they knew where I was - I got a message from someone I have never heard of saying she had friends in Newcastle....and all that shit and they were talking about feeding me to sharks - but then I calmed down and gave myself a talking to and they were saying please come into the channel and identify yourself and so I went into the channel and it was all okay - they were totally friendly and nice to me. I kept looking to see if you were online so I could go AAAAAGGHHHHHH at you, but you weren't.
I had to turn my phone to silent because it was chiming at me every five minutes with new messages from Twitter. And the Shirley woman from "WBC godhatesfags" called me a whore which seemed to please the Anons no end because I obviously irritate her and they hate her (I hate her too, intellectual pygmy that she is) . Fame at last...
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