“Barr threatened Anonymous by telling the Financial Times he had collected information on their core leaders, including many of their real names. Now, to put that in hacker’s terms: Anonymous is a hornets nest, and Barr said, ‘I’m going to stick my penis in that thing.’”

Colbert then relays that Anonymous took down his website, stole his emails, deleted the company’s backup data, trashed Barr’s Twitter account, and remotely wiped his ipad.

“And he had just reached the Ham Em High level on Angry Birds. Anonymous then published all of Barr’s emails, including one from his wife saying, ‘I will file for divorce,’ and Barr’s World of Warcraft name, sevrynsten. That’s right. They ruined BOTH his lives. Now, on the plus side, ladies, sevrynsten is now single. And he’s a level-80 knight elf druid with a hateful gladiator’s wyrmhide helm.”