Caleb: Wrote a tease the other day for some bullshit story about a Mainer who's on _American Idol_. me: oic Caleb: Went something along the lines of, "She's a golden-throated beauty who's something something something." Caleb: My anchors were mystified by the "golden-throated" part. Caleb: Guy read it and, going into the break, chuckled and said, "'Golden-throated?' Never heard that one before!" Caleb: Story works better on a verbal level. Caleb: At any rate, both of my anchors who are people over 30 were mystified at the common descriptor "golden-throated." me: well, I don't think they read many of the same things that we do me: seriously, I know the term me: but me: how? me: reading some obscure fucking archaic garbage, no doubt Caleb: I first saw it used in Spengler's _Decline of the West._ me: oh, nevermind me: I apologize