me: yep me: for like 15 fucking years me: thanks mom me: yeah, mom told me about you me: remember not to confuse me with Bryan Barnett Tim: Yeah, Paula cut mine for about the same number of years. Funny woman. me: or I will destroy D me: also he's gay me: a gay nerd Tim: Weird. I just hung up with Mirna. She, like your mother, remembers you as a bedwetter. me: the problem is Tim: Or, in Mirna's case, a couchwetter. me: I never acted up in your mom's class me: I enjoyed drawing stuff Tim: I asked my mom if you were a bedwetter. She said she never observed you sleeping. me: that was nice of her