Tim: Your mother's name is Carol, yes? me: lol noo me: your mom is confused me: she thinks I'm Bryan Barnett me: the kid with asthma me: who won science fair twice with AM I ALLERGIC TO MY SCHOOL me: my mom is Karen me: she's a trophy wife me: my dad is Robert me: my uncle's a stupid AA faggot me: he'll tell you I need to be in AA me: because I'm apparently sending out negative energy me: to the whole world me: and karma will come back to me me: he's a former crack addict me: whereas I was addicted to heroin, which is better