evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol it's funny me: oic evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hey, i laffed evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hey so what you wanna do on monday? me: whatever you want, sweetheart evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we can cook something here (i have more kitchen stuffs here) evilevilcouch@gmail.com: or we can go out and do something ghey evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm sad that we prob can't have fun sexcapades due to the open wound on my ass evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well, we prob can, but not crazy sexcapades evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we could go out for dinner evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i could pay evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i don't care evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm only saying that bc i'll prob be too lazy to cook, so if we cook i'll want/need your help evilevilcouch@gmail.com: also, if we cook dinner, what would you like to cook? me: oh, whatever, you're head chef