Subject: Chat with evilevilcouch@gmail.com
From: "evilevilcouch@gmail.com" <evilevilcouch@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hi bearbear!
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: narf
me: yo
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :D
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: /me giddy
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hehehe
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: err
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: do you want to go to that party thing tonight?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you dunt have to
me: man, I can't. I've only slept three hours in last two days
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it's from like 11pm to 7am
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: okie dokie
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol did my texts wake you? i has soz
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: take one of those blue pills maybe?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: they have a sedative effect
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: they're at the bottom of your bathroom drawer
me: k what are they?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: abilify
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: mood stablizer
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i took one yesterday
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: they work
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: haha
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and they make you sleepies
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: prob need something like that with the opiate withdrawal + no sleep
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: are you going to take it?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i took the benedryl with me, so yeah i dunno
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: man i hate not having my adderall. i sleep all the time. ugh.
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: man, cleaning the abscess today was so gross
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you have no clue
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so. gross.
me: GO ON
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: there was a gross puss plug seed thing
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: sometimes medical professionals refer to it as the "seed"
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it was green puss that was solid-ish
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well, not solid, but not liquid like normal pus
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and there was so much blood running down my leg
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: anyway
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: think you'll take an abilify?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: they're little blue, flat oblong-ish shaped
me: I don't know
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: aight
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i don't think you have any other things there that promote sleepiness
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so that's why i suggested it
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: that and it'd prob help your brain chemicals atm with the lack of drugs and such
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh yeah so do you want to do something for valentine's?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: valentine's is monday
me: k, I'll take one
me: it's Monday?
me: oh snap
me: this is Feb
me: k
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lolololololololol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: srsly
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: ohhh bearbear
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you are too funny :-p
me: I'm pissed at that company I can't spell
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: why do you think i've been mentioning it so frequently as of late? lol
me: if they hadn'rt bullshitted me about this conference call I would have slept
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: awwwww
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: <3
me: and then I'd feel better and could go to party
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well, if you want, we could stop by the party for an hour
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it doesn't matter either way
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol, i'll send you the event invite on fb and you could see that it isn't a big deal
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: this is the message the dude sent
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh, btw, you met the dudes that are throwing the party
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you met them at the gallery opening reception thing
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: the asian guy with that shirt you liked? this is his roommate
me: yeah, but I would haveliked to go
me: playing games in IRC now
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but asian guy bscly lives at his gf's house and not at the warehouse anymore
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but still pays rent
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: this is the fb message he sent a little while ago
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Jermy Johnson February 12 at 2:09pm Reply • Report
It's on tonight. Bring your dirty attitudes and pretty faces to our woefully under-prepared abode this evening for a lot of loud stuff and filthy touching. If you have never been to our pad, you should know that I'm am the worst kind of lazy savage and I have barely done anything to get ready for this party. I think I put maybe one heart-shaped sticker on the floor and I might take the trash out, but I can't make you any promises. W have no refreshments or anything so please bring booze/cups/ice/mixers if you are able. It's been a meager couple of months and I'm afraid my offerings will be mostly confined to the carnal.

I'm happy to announce however, that the gracious Mr. DJ Gabriel has pledged to lend his immortal technique to our entertainment department. I'm set on having a sort of communal arrangement though, so expect a mixed bag of love jams from the collections of various talents. If you have something you'd like played, please bring some of it and I'll run it by our all-star panel of quality taste-makers for inclusion. There may also be some other fun activities if I can make myself pull the strings. Ideas and assistance would be greatly appreciated.

We stay in a warehouse around the Deep Ellum/Fair Park area. There should be plenty of parking, but it's easy to make the trip on foot if you're at Double Wide or Expo Park. Please keep it indoors and if you smoke, try to keep it in the back. We have no neighbors. There are breakables arranged sporadically, so keep watch. Please take your anti-depressants. Try not to break any ass on a skateboard. Looking to get started around 11p/12a and maybe you can crash on something if you need to.

My phone number is 214-290-5706.

::BREAKING DEVELOPMENT::

I must report that my beautiful animal companion, the cat, Chonbo has sustained an injury that required some very costly veterinary attention this morning. He is a marvelous creature and he is very sad right now, so help me keep an eye on him. In the coming weeks I NEED to have him vaccinated and neutered so he can calm down and stay out of trouble. I am making some sort of donation box available tonight and would appreciate it greatly if you could donate in rough proportion to the amount of fun you intend to have tonight.
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4594119/0212111153.jpg

Thank you all and We look forward to seeing you.

evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol it's funny
me: oic
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hey, i laffed
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hey so what you wanna do on monday?
me: whatever you want, sweetheart
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we can cook something here (i have more kitchen stuffs here)
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: or we can go out and do something ghey
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm sad that we prob can't have fun sexcapades due to the open wound on my ass
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well, we prob can, but not crazy sexcapades
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we could go out for dinner
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i could pay
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i don't care
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm only saying that bc i'll prob be too lazy to cook, so if we cook i'll want/need your help
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: also, if we cook dinner, what would you like to cook?
me: oh, whatever, you're head chef
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well, what would you like to eat?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i think i usually tend to cook more random stuff you're not used to
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i have a super eclectic palate
me: I guess Italian, then?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: okie dokie
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: what sort of italian dish?
me: ravioli?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hm
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: do you want to just go out for dinner instead?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: haha
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm fine with that
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: (btw, i dunno how to make ravioli from scratch)
me: veal parmesan
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: btw i've never cooked veal before
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you're going to have to help me
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :-p
me: k
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it'll be fun!!
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and if we fuck it up we can order pizza anyway, hahaha
me: lol very well
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :-p
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i really enjoy eggplant parmesan, but i don't know how to cook eggplant
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i guess we can use this recipe
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/emeril-lagasse/veal-parmesan-recipe/index.html
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we can go and buy the ingredients monday afternoon
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh man we should cook sometime with duncan
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it'll be fun!!
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :)
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i LOVE cooking with duncan
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: btw do you like angelhair pasta?
me: good
me: on top of veal parmesan
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: beneath the veal parmesan
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: or to the side
me: beneath
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: man, now i'm craving angelo's
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: they're in lakewood
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: their marinara sauce
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: zomg
me: I know
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so tasty
me: I've been there
me: luckily I have lots of food here
me: might make something in a bit
me: my mom brought me beer from the after-party for funeral plus leftovers
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: interesting
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: aw man i wanna stop by your place
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
me: you should
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: teeheee
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: k i'll get dressed
me: k, wear your uniform
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh wait
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: tomorrow is chinese new year's at rose's in denton
me: oic
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we have to go to that
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: er, do you want to?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you don't have to if you don't want to
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: btw
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: er, nm
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: do you want to go?
me: I do
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yaay
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: k i'll find out what time we have to be there
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: did you take the abilify?
me: yep
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: when?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: just wondering when it'll prob kick in
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it takes about an hour
me: hour ago, maybe
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: btw, no uniform tonight
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lols :-p
me: very well
me: man
me: they're making Atlas Shrugged movie
me: and I knew it was ow-budget
me: but I didn't know it was going to be a fucking piece of shit
me: I mean, I did
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W07bFa4TzM
me: 1:20
me: at 1:20
me: something will happen
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh?
me: watch
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i did
me: Maybe...
me: you should let me finish speaking.
me: that is put in
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: huh
me: I don't know the terminology
me: 1:20
me: 1:20
me: 1:20
me: 1:20
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: what
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: what about it
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: adr?
me: it's the most bizarre thing ever
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it syncs up fine for me
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i don't think they'd put an adr in a trailer
me: adr?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: dubbing
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubbing_(filmmaking)
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: they refer to it as adr
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: adr is bad, in general
me: yeah, I'm just talking about the "Maybe you should let me explain"
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh
me: "MAYBE YOU SHOULD LET ME FINISH SPEAKING"
me: timed to hit cut in the dramatic song
me: as in, "look"
me: "this movie will contain dramatic arguments"
me: it's the most low concept thing I have ever seen
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
me: EVER
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yeah
me: like, I'm freaked out from having seen it
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lololol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: want to see the trailers for clay's last film?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: not as in "OOH HAY LOOK AT WHAT MY EX DID"
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but it's interesting
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: the first was okay
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and he was all self-conscious from the criticism
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so he made a second teaser trailer
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: which i thought was really good
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but the third
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: man
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it was like a fucking made-for-tv trailer
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it was really bad
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: this is earthling teaser A
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: http://vimeo.com/7923199
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: this is earthling teaser B "judith"
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: http://vimeo.com/9011602
me: which one of these is the bad one?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm about to link that one
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but i want you to see them in succession and hear your critique on it
me: no
me: just want bad one
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: because the first isn't that great either
me: oic
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: the second i liked
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i guess
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i dunno
me: note that I am very critical of things
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i know
me: in case you were unaware
me: somehow
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: that is why i want to hear what you opinion is
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hahahahaha
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: did you watch them?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: man
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: the first one
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i mainly liked the ending
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it was interesting
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i like the beginning and the end
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: the song is nice
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: okay
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: this is the trailer which is really bad
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: http://vimeo.com/9635422
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yeah out of the three, i like the second one the best
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: the movie isn't that great
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it's too long
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: not enough funny moments in it
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: there was like one light-hearted moment in the first 1/3 of the movie
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: k leaving now butt butt
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: can't wait to hear your criticism!!
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :D
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hahaha
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: no srsly
me: lol
me: kk
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i think it'll be funny
me: still loading it
me: fucking vimeo
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: ah, k
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yeah
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: /me shrug
me: I'll give you brownies and fruit