Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: _Freejack_ is now available for streaming on Netflix.
me: oic
Caleb: Incidentally, so is _Predator 2_.
Caleb: So between that and my two boxes of wine, it's gonna be a pretty serious Saturday.
me: oh snap
me: I just remembered
me: went to Ramsey Casteel's funeral
me: he's the one whose sister married Marvin Olasky's son
me: and ol' Olasky was there
me: almost accidentally ran into him
me: was like three feet away
Caleb: Hawt.
Caleb: Did you fuck him?
Caleb: Did you fuck heem?!
me: YOU FAGGOT
me: I mean
me: FAGOTE
Caleb: No, seriously.
Caleb: Did you fuck him?