Subject: Chat with evilevilcouch@gmail.com
From: "evilevilcouch@gmail.com" <evilevilcouch@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh l'amourrrrrrrrrr
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: broke my heart now i'm aching for youuu
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: mon amourrrrrrrr
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: what's a boy in love supposed to doooo
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: loooking for you you were looking for mee
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: always reaching for you you were too blind to seee
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh love of my heart
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: why leave me alone
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm falling apart
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: no good on my own
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: OH L'AMOURRRRRRR
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8EZrwWPU2s
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH0SoZNdozs
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: WATCH THE VIDEOS
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uttV1VZUgQQ
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: btw we have to meet charity and joey. you will like them
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: they're some of my nerd friends from denton
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: they've been living in germany for the past nine months or so
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: they're visiting next weekend
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: them and their friends are all super smart and nerdy and you'll love them
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: charity and joey also have tried to get me to sleep with them a bunch so i've kept my distance
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i feel bad cause i've been a flake to them, but they've tried to do me so that's why i've been flakey
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh, interesting
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: apparently i'm "ambisexual"
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: though i'd prob put myself between "heteroflexible" and "ambisexual"
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: ambisexual = 3 on the kinsey scale
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: kinsey tests i've taken in the past put me at a 2
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: which is more heteroflexible
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i think i vary between 2 and 3
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so i'd prob just put myself at 2.5
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: because i enjoy sex with females, though i wouldn't call myself "bi"
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i can't pursue a serious, emotional long-term relationship with a female other than platonic
me: I don't do math
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
me: talked to the NSA a bit earlier
me: told them we have Stuxnet and will keep it safe
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i like having sex with women and they turn me on, but i moreso identify with being hetero
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i prefer penis than vag
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: vag = turns me on
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: penis = gets me off
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: that's the difference
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
me: speaking of lol
me: "Read the linked article on dailykos. They still don't get it. They think all I know is their irc names!!!!! I know their real fing names. Karen I need u to help moderate me because I am getting angry. I am planning on releasing a few names of folks that were already arrested. This battle between us will help spur publicity anyway."
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yep
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: THIS IS DIRE
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=100731600005890&id=23901593
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: PLEASE INFORM
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: maow maow whatchu doin?
me: gabbing with reporters, overseeing Anon, writing e-mails for Steve Bargo to his various corrupt political friends
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: steve bargo?
me: financier guy, hangs around our office
me: it's a weird fucking office
me: all sorts of shit goes down here
me: Iranians, Saudis, good ol boys, Pentacostals, Jews from all over the place
me: Chinese
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: teehee
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hey
me: yes
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: what was emma's response to that twitter post?
me: what do you think it was?
me: she's ready to dump her new boyfriend for me at a moment's notice
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i do not know
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i do not think that's fair to her to lead her on like that
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but if you're not leading her on
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i don't know
me: I wasn't
me: I was still pissed at you
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i would like to know your intentions
me: my intentions are to figure out if I'm going to be able to marry you
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well
me: And that's going to depend on whether you can (a)
me: follow security instructions
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i would like us to communicate more openly
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: pft
me: (b) stop blaming me for shit
me: (c)
me: acknowledge that you cannot contradict yourself from sentence to sentence if you want me to take you seriously
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: don't give me ultimatums (re: "security instruction" )
me: (d)
me: See
me: That right there.
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: what?
me: First of all, that's not an ultimatum
me: This is not an equal partnership in terms of my work
me: My work is unusual
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you said it in a very caustic manner
me: Good
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you could say
me: That's how I meant it
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :(
me: I could give you a lot of pleasant rephrasings of a lot of shit you've told me
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we should work on that together then
me: Very well
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we've been very dumb to each other lately
me: But we're not going to "work on" security protocol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and i am sorry for giving into such stupids
me: You're going to do exactly what I tell you regarding that. That's the only thing.
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it would be nice if you would have informed me of shit beforehand
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: instead of just having q kick me
me: I didn't realize I had to
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: do you know what he said to me?
me: yes
me: Everything else, we can work on and negotiate
me: security, no.
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hold on, i'm trying to find it
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: either way
me: doesn't matter
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: he said something about "consensus decision" etc
me: yeah
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: no, it does
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: do you know what the fuckers said to me when they banned me from that stupid fucking forum five years ago?
me: no, I mean these people aren't going to deal with your shit either
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i know you do not realize that is a soft spot for me
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but the manner in which it was done
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i was not fond of
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and it made me feel back in that place
me: you know what's a soft spot for me?
me: security
me: you know why?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you could have PMed me and explained
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and i would have respected it
me: I didn't have time
me: and you're going to have to learn to respect it anyway
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: that's not fair
me: people's lives are at stake.
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: barrett
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: please
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: just, slow down a bit
me: you have zero say within Anonymous. You haven't earned it.
me: I have.
me: on IRC
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i don't care
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: that isn't the point
me: you do what I tell you
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: no
me: It is to me
me: then don't go on
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i have a right to be in #reporter in that i have worked in the media industry and still have strong ties to various media outlets
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: do i really care about being in there?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: not really
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i was simply in there
me: or go date someone who's not responsible for a lot of people
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but kicking me in that manner was very rude
me: we kick reporters out
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and i do not appreciate you "testing" me
me: when we have to
me: I wasn't testing you
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: that is fine, and i understand that
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i am saying right now
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you listing off these things and ultimatums
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it isn't fair to do so or test me like this
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: can we not be so combative?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm sorry i have been lately
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i usually am not
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it's more a reaction, than anything
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm never particularly combative with people i love, but only am so when they become very aggressive toward me
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but, usually, i simply fold
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: because i love them
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and i dislike conflict
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but you've helped me stand up for myself more, and for some reason i have been much more combative because of that
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'd rather not
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i just want to love you
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i don't like conflict on a regular basis
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i don't particularly ever have this problem with anyone
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but we got super close super quickly
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: => we exposed our super vulnerabilities to each other super quickly
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: much more quickly than any relationship i've had
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and you're just more naturally warring/aggressive and stuff
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and so i guess that's your natural reaction to when you're sensing the potential to be hurt or so
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and i don't know how to communicate with someone when they're like that
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: in that like, i don't know how to say things and have them listen when they're being super aggressive
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: cause usually the aggressive/defensive stance is one that puts up a wall
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and i don't know how to get through walls
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: usually i just give that person space when they get like that so they can calm down and we can discuss it later
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but we haven't had our space; we've been together every single day for the past month and a half
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and i don't know why you're going on about stuff about me "contradicting myself" -- is that really the point? like, regardless of however retarded or non-retarded i may explain something, isn't the idea to try and communicate?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: like, regardless of whether or not i am concise or "contradict myself" (which i don't feel i particularly have, but that isn't the point), isn't the idea getting to the root of the issue, instead of criticizing the route in which one may try to get to the root of the issue?
me: a shaky foundation causes failure
me: always
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: what is that in reference to?
me: the fact that you think a dynamic exists
me: does not mean it really does
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: dynamic of what?
me: the person who complains the most is not necessarily the one who is most right
me: like that roommate of yours
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i never said i was most right
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i can only speak for myself
me: yes, it matters if you contradict yourself or make some flawed argument as to what happens between us
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :(
me: it confuses you
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you're hurting me
me: prompts you to criticize me for things I haven't done
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm gonna go cry now
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: ttyl
me: I'd suggest thinking about what I'm saying instead
me: that's me communicating
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i can't
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm crying
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you're being mean
me: oh, did I tell you that I thought about someone else while we fucked?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: alright
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: that happens sometimes
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: heh
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well, at least you made me chuckle just then
me: good
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: babybutt
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: why u so meanx0rz?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we're both very sensitive
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we just express it in different ways
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you get angreh
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i get sadsads
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i don't want to hurt you anymore
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i don't want you to hurt me anymore
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you need loves
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you deserve loves
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i would never cheat on you
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i would never leave you
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: can you ever step out of your fury when you're in it?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: like, i mean, i don't know if you're able to
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm genuinely asking
me: I'm not angry
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: in general
me: having said that
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: are you able to?
me: you've got to understand that right now I am very tense
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: why are you tense?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: not that i am that retarded
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i want you to explain to me
me: srsly?
me: I have Stuxnet.
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: what else?
me: I'm at war with several different government agencies
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you're withdrawing from opiates
me: I am personally being discussed by the FBI, etc
me: that too
me: I am responsible for a lot of people
me: strategy
me: the decisions I make now
me: are going to impact a lot of people
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: /me nod
me: like, millions
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i believe in you
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :)
me: I'm not worried
me: it's just tense
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well, you're tense
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: heh
me: I can't help being tense anyway
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: why is that?
me: I'm just a tense person. I take things seriously.
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i understand
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i take things seriously as well
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm naturally very anxiety ridden and neurotic
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we have to learn how to deal with our anxiety and stressors as they come, so as to deal with them as well as possible
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: do you need a massage, honeybear?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you're overwhelmed right now
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you need to step outside of yourself and breathe
me: hold on a sec
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: okie
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: btw
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i believe you
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: in the context
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: of a civil war going to happen in america
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i do not know how it will happen
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but i've never not believed you on it
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i saw it myself
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: like, the things glenn greenwald goes over in that column
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it will be about that
me: yes
me: it will
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hey buttbutt, do you not think you'll have time tonight to go to that thing?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i can understand if you are too busy to
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but it may be good for you -- to take a break from this and get outside of your head and all this stuff for a bit to relax/recuperate
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: just for an hour or so
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and i can drop you back off at your place
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2vU8U0j_4E
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: baby
me: sorry, was in dox war
me: don't think I can come out tonight
me: still busy
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: alright
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: your tweet is still there
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm going to guess that you still have her in mind as plan b
me: no
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh well
me: why would I take down the tweet?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it makes me sad
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and encourages her
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and leads her on
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: or maybe it doesn't lead her on
me: Better you be a little sad now and realize how pissed you've made me and maybe learn from it
me: than this continue to its logical conclusion
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: huh?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: which logical conclusion?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it isn't really that bit that makes me sad
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i don't know
me: me breaking up with you next time you pull shit
me: that conlusion
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: why did you tell me you love me yesterday?
me: because I love you
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i don't want us to cause each other pain anymore
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i don't want to talk about breaking up anymore
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it's not healthy
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we can't talk like that
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we need to speak to each other more positively
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm saying this for myself as well
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i need to be more positive for you and not succumb to my worries, fears, anger, or doubts
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i need to trust you more
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i need to love you more
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i need to find strength when you feel you're slipping
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you need to do the same for me
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we need to do all of that for each other
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and we both haven't
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and it's horrible of both of us
me: I know
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i am ashamed for my behavior
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it's out of character for me
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and i am sorry
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i don't want it to be like that anymore
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm sorry
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm sad right now
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i took my mood stabilizers so i wouldn't harm myself
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: (i have a tendency to do that, well, over the past few years it's more just been ideations than anything)
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm sorry i've fallen to stupid stupid behaviors and actions with you
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it's immature of me
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and i should know better
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we're both very strong personalities
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and when we're wronged, we both are out for blood
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we're both very powerful individuals
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we should not use this against each other
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: that's silly
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and it's stupid on both our parts
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we're a team
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: not a civil war
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: that's outside
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: not between us
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we're so much stronger when we have love on our side and smiles on our backs
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and giggles and kittens in our pockets
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :D
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm just going to need some time by myself for a while
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i need to recharge
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: narf
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: narf?
me: lol sorry
me: was doing stuff
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it happens
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i just wondered what your response to all the above was
me: I agree. I'm sorry too. I love you.
me: get your uniform
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :-p
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i just want us to be happy :(
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and i know the stuff you're doing is all very, very important and pivotal
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but i know it stresses you out bunches
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and i know you're learning how to better manage your stress
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: re: no more opiates
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and i'm not saying i'm much better at managing stress
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i obviously went a different route
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but it was similar in that in order to work so hard and so much with such dire stuff, one usually turns their emotions off
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and has to act like a robot
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: in order to be efficient with one's energies
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but robot-mode isn't conducive toward relationships
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i didn't have any serious relationships when i worked a ton
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i had no time/energy for anyone other than myself and my career
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm not saying i don't want you to do any of this
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm just afraid of how it will affect us
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: because it's only going to get a lot harder
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and it's the beginning of our relationship
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we need to be able to talk about these sorts of things together
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and establish this open mode of communication
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: cause you're going to get more stressed, more tense
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and we're going to have to figure out better modes of dealing with stress
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: because we've obviously failed each other at it already, lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we r doin it wrongg
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: narf??
me: sorry, we're finding out new shit
me: there's another company
me: that was involved in HBGary
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you'll like this song
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfYw-pM-91Q
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'd post it on the irc but i'm taking a break from it for a long while
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it's a nice threat song
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: haha
me: lol good
me: let me see
me: just called several people
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: fer wut
me: for luz/ruin
me: several people
me: who thought their work with HBGary was secret
me: LOLOLOLOLOL
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: heh
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hm?
me: we're still figuring out the details
me: but we'll figure it out by tomorrow
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: listen to the song
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :)
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frtm7qrcG8U
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :)
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: that one's from me to you! :D
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: er, the lyrics aren't that particularly pertinent
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: /me listening to hip hop
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: teehee
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :)
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: music is healing for me
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and dancing!!! :D
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: listening to music makes me want to dance
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well, not all the lyrics
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hip hop talks about money
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: because
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: that is hip hop
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: I'VE GOT SCRILLA BITCHEZZZZ
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: etc