Catalina: ugh! just had a falling out with my only female friend. now im back down to zero Catalina: whatever, shes an idiot anyway me: oic me: I just had a dox war me: on my twitter me: some former Anons tried to out some of our hackers me: didn't realize my friend had all their names, phone numbers, addresses me: which we just posted me: also last night I threatened the spokesman for the U.S. Chamber of Commerce me: talked to NSA this morning to tell them we've acquired Stuxnet Catalina: ok you win me: damn right Catalina: but i DONT HAVE ANY GIRLFRIENDS Catalina: you still have other government agencies you can piss off Catalina: its not fair!!!! why does she have to be such an idiot me: who is this? Catalina: she told me im too judgmental and stubborn about my opinions me: I see Catalina: Elianny me: that's odd Catalina: i dont think im judgmental Catalina: this is all because I said whoopi goldbergs an idiot for saying you have to hit "rock bottom" before you recover from drugs Catalina: she said im always putting people down me: lol me: you're right Catalina: i know Catalina: and i know i shouldnt be upset about it because she is an idiot who made me feel bad about myself Catalina: but I want a girlfriend!!!! me: gotcha me: well, we'll be moving up there unless I kill her first Catalina: i want to go to brunch Catalina: wos we? Catalina: who is we? Catalina: i want to have brunch with girls!! :( me: I'm sure you can find more girls Catalina: i cant Catalina: girls dont like me Catalina: only Karen liked me Catalina: sad sad. I feel so sorry for myself blaj blah blah me: well Catalina: next time i have a girl friend i will keep my opinions on whoopi goldberg to myself Catalina: lesson learned me: no shhit me: you should have known that Catalina: yeah. well thanks for letting me vent. though you had no choice. whats going on with you? you going to jail? me: not yet me: I should be protected for now Catalina: good. well need to get married before you go to jail if that happens. Catalina: because i think they only allow conjugal visits if youre marries Catalina: not that well be having sex anyway me: yes we will me: you're first girl I'll be cheating on this one with Catalina: your asian girl? me: yeah