Catalina: o hai barrett! me: oh hai! Catalina: how is it going at your job? Catalina: did you get the promotion? me: nah me: they lied to me. I saved them, lol, thousands of dollars! Catalina: i bet they used all your ideas me: (you didn't get it, did you?) me: the bank saved me: thousands Catalina: dont worry, i already ordered a pizza me: you think of everything Catalina: and i am wearing a red dress Catalina: and having sex with your best friend me: I DON'T DRINK YOU KNOW THAT Catalina: go shoot yourself Catalina: the end. me: Mirna? me: hawt me: (throws tv) me: I MEAN NO Catalina: so thats what happened with mirna? me: nah me: she just got stoned and watched TV me: sometimes she'd let me hump her