me: http://www.theonion.com/articles/bard-college-named-nations-no-1-dinner-party-schoo,19032/ Mirna: lol me: that half-jew chick I dated when first got to nyc went to bard and wouldn't shut up about it and always ran into other bard fags me: I'm going to beat her to death some day Mirna: haha Mirna: hate crime me: LOL HATE CRIME