Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña
From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Catalina: time to get low!
me: do the tootsie roll
me: we're investigating Egyptian government spies
me: oh and also Eritrean gov't spies
me: and I'll be in New York Times tomorrow
me: buy it
me: and a couple days later
Catalina: i will!
Catalina: and ill go around showing it to people telling them my boyfriend is in it
me: very well
me: show Carl lol
Catalina: and they will think i am crazy
me: tell him your boyfriend's in it
Catalina: and itll be back to the asylum for me
me: well, call me from the mental hospital
Catalina: i will do that too
Catalina: and that
me: My blackie
me: not the crazy one
me: apologized for doubting me when I said I'd be running powerful syndicate soon
Catalina: those damn blacks!
Catalina: and their stupid history month
me: I know
me: plus that one that said I got her preganant
Catalina: yup
me: 'and the one that you're always losing fights with
Catalina: she really is pregnant?
me: because your viscous crew is not around to protect you
me: no lol
me: she "aborted" it
Catalina: klan honey!
me: with the morning after pill
me: two weeks after getting "pregnant"
me: amazing girl
Catalina: its vicious klan with a K!
Catalina: wow
Catalina: didnt know that was possible
me: yeah
Catalina: but i do know that it isnt
Catalina: possible
me: yep
me: also
me: so
me: spoke to two reporters from Gawker today
Catalina: oh yeah
me: ABC lied about us
me: said we hacked their website
me: and put up our press releases without their knowledge
me: when in fact they asked me for them
me: and I have e-mail proof
me: which I've sent to Gawker and NYT
me: they lied because Disney got pissed
me: had them take the press releases down
me: because Anon had attacked Disney before
me: news director doesn't want to lose his job
me: but he will
Catalina: good
Catalina: complicated relationships