Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: Epic.
Caleb: B.E., Before Egypt. A.E., After Egypt.
By THOMAS L. FRIEDMAN

Caleb: I’m meeting a retired Israeli general at a Tel Aviv hotel. As I take my seat, he begins the conversation with: “Well, everything we thought for the last 30 years is no longer relevant.”

That pretty much sums up the disorienting sense of shock and awe of not having enough gay penis plugging up my faggot pharynx with soupy semen.

Caleb: Your status is active.
Caleb: DON'T IGNORE ME!!!!one
me: nigger
Caleb: faggot
Caleb: You're a faggot and I'm hanging up!
Caleb: Caleb Pritchard is inviting you to use Google voice and video chat. Get started at http://www.google.com/chat/video
Caleb: Caleb Pritchard is inviting you to use Google voice and video chat. Get started at http://www.google.com/chat/video
Caleb: youse a faggot
Caleb: Up in this bitch.
Caleb: The point is, look at that faggot Tom Freidman.
Caleb: *Friedman.
Caleb: What a serious jew faggot that jew faggot is.
me: oh yeah
Caleb: F'realz.
me: dude
Caleb: What reazon did you have to call me again earlier this faggot morning/last night.
Caleb: ?
me: call me
me: now
Caleb: Caleb Pritchard is inviting you to use Google voice and video chat. Get started at http://www.google.com/chat/video
Caleb: I'm calling you, faggot.
Caleb: DON'T FUCKING CALL ME
Caleb: DON'T FUCKING CALL ME BEFORE MIDNIGHT!
Caleb: FAGOLA.