me: my dad: so whatcha working on? me: me: grand jury investigations, media circus, etc me: my dad: and have you talked to your California guy about skits? Caleb: Fucking 'rents. me: punk-asses Caleb: I quit my j-o-b. Caleb: I'm moving back to Texas. me: quit ya dayjob me: but- me: QUIT YA DAYJOB Caleb: Whatchu got, staff-sergeant? me: new press release me: ABC's a-waiting me: also me: looks like a certain dad me: and his oil firm me: may be going down in flames me: I still remember when ol' Captain Pentacostal said God me: sent him to Texas to get rich me: lol his wife is 65 me: and he's 57 me: the female minister he married me: it's just like that Onion article Caleb: The one about the guy who doesn't even own a tv. me: yes me: describes my dad exactly me: he's always like, "Oh, you're off to watch your show" me: jesus me: may be lawsuits me: over hre