Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: Know hope.
me: !
me: shut up bbra
me: you couldn't had this scoop
me: http://abclocal.go.com/kfsn/story?section=news/national_world&id=7924826
me: for your network
me: to which you are loyal
me: and care about its scoopiness
Caleb: I couldn't had it?
Caleb: Who's your insider at Fresno?
Caleb: Or is that classified?
me: a Mr.
me: Mr. Funch
me: interpol's web sites got taken down last night
Caleb: Yeah, I know.
Caleb: I was on them when it happened.
me: shut up faggot
me: what will we have to do to get you to go, "Awesome" for the first time in your life?
Caleb: Ask me to say it sarcastically!
me: ah-so
Caleb: I'll tell you what's awesome, faggatron.
Caleb: Ol' Al Jazeera livestreaming all this action.
Caleb: That's what's awesome, faggatron.
Caleb: Fucking NDP headquarters is on fire.
Caleb: Burning on fire.
me: BURNING ON FIRE
me: NDP?
me: Mubarak may have just fled
me: pre-recorded speech about to air
me: that's two down
Caleb: Call me out of touch, but I'm skeptical about the reports that he's skipped town.
me: you're out of touch!
me: if you want to know these things, get in projectpm
me: we get realtime reports before they pop up on twitter, etc
Caleb: How do I sign up?!
me: lol
me: get irc software
me: icechat
me: server: irc.freenode.net
me: Channel: #projectpm
Caleb: Internal server error.
Caleb: Shit, maybe I'm out of touch.
me: using a IRC program, right?
me: or just typing shit into your web browser?
Caleb: I don't know what any of this means.
me: DOWNLOAD ICECHAT
me: CALL ME, RATHER
me: God.
me: Simple math.
Caleb: I don't do phone calls.
Caleb: I need an Apple-compatible IRC client, faggot.
me: then get one, faggot
Caleb: Find me one, breeder.
Caleb: I mean... faggot.
me: thilly bredders!
Caleb: He's still there.
me: that's the claim
me: in his safe hands
me: but if net doesn't go back up by 12:00 am Jan 29
me: whatever that is
me: then we retaliate
me: against Robert Gibbs lol
Caleb: That's fair.
me: did you see his press conference?
me: or hear about it?
me: he said social network folks aggree with White House
Caleb: I heard about it.
Caleb: Hosni's speaking right now.
Caleb: http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/28/bush-takes-swing-at-former-press-secretary/
Caleb: Cat fight!