Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: What in the fuck are you fucking calling me for?
me: from now you on, you will address me as Barriticus Africanus
me: After Egypt's revolt concludes, it shall be Barriticus Africanus Africanus
me: and after Saturday
me: Barriticus Africanus Calebsmomicus
Caleb: Uhm.
Caleb: Excuse me.
Caleb: Don't you mean 'Barriticus Africanus Aegyptus'?
me: damnit
me: yes
Caleb: So, that's why you called me at midnight?
me: no
me: I left you a message
me: download irc software
me: get on our IRC
Caleb: Aye aye, sir!
me: salve