Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña
From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Catalina: hey there
me: yo
me: how's it going?
Catalina: its going
Catalina: you?
me: I'm now running Anonymous
me: we helped overthrow president of Tunisia
me: and are now helping to incite Egyptians
Catalina: oh ive read about that
me: and I've got a movie deal
me: spent last twop weeks coordinating protests, tactics in Tunisia
me: writing guides to internet security
me: taking down websites
me: are you okay?
Catalina: yes
me: I'll be in NYC in April
Catalina: cool
me: to speak at a rally
Catalina: yes i have been ok
me: will be there for a week
me: April 7, 3:00 pm
me: City Hall steps
Catalina: cool
Catalina: ill be there
me: good
me: caleb is moving back to Austin
Catalina: yes he told me
Catalina: i finally spoke to him yesterday
me: how was he?
me: I can never tell
Catalina: fine i think
me: we don't talk about, like, emotions
me: never have
Catalina: i have not talked to anyone that matters in a long time
Catalina: we didnt really talk about emotions either
me: I missed you
me: wish you'd talk to me more
Catalina: i am!
Catalina: i cant remember what caleb and i talked about
Catalina: being old and dying and drinking
Catalina: and wishing we had drugs
Catalina: and how much we hate people
Catalina: thats mostly all we ever talk about
me: sorry
me: internet cut out
Catalina: thats ok
me: so, how are things in general?
Catalina: fine
Catalina: i am taking a class this semester
Catalina: I am very excited about it
me: what class?
Catalina: i have not been excited about anything in a while, its on James Baldwin
me: explain?
Catalina: well hes my favorite writer
Catalina: aside from you of course
Catalina: anyway i am just doing it to get some motivation
Catalina: and to get to know some of the professors in the English dept at columbia
me: so you can date them?
Catalina: no silly
me: !
Catalina: my professor is gay anyway
me: all professors are gay
me: I remember when I first saw you
me: I had just arrived in America
Catalina: no you dont
me: I was working at a hotel
me: you were sitting there, drinking your coffee
me: and you looked so beautiful
Catalina: haha
Catalina: i was wearing a red dress
Catalina: then i cheated on you because you didnt get promoted at your banking job
me: oh yeah
Catalina: but the good news is i already ordered you a pizza
me: you tore me apart
me: you think about everytihng
Catalina: im never getting married
me: I am
Catalina: i meant to tell you that
Catalina: you are what? getting married?
me: yep
Catalina: when
me: and you're going to be the third in our eternal three-way relationship
me: I hope you like half-Asian chicks
Catalina: no
Catalina: i dont like asian girls
me: she's half white
me: also, she doesn't like Asian girls either
me: so you guys have that in common
Catalina: and also i dont have sex
Catalina: again
me: oic