Subject: Chat with evilevilcouch@gmail.com
From: "evilevilcouch@gmail.com" <evilevilcouch@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

evilevilcouch@gmail.com: rar!
me: rar!
me: ETC
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :-p
me: Tunisia stuff's going well
me: got another post out
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hooray!
me: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/1/18/937219/-Lets-help-Tunisia-achieve-liberty
me: use this from now on
me: tweet it, facebook, etc
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: k
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: did you write that al jazeera article today?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hey random ques
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: er
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i have a sorta-internet-friend at forbes
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: er, he writes for tech stuff on forbes
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: http://search.forbes.com/search/colArchiveSearch?author=taylor+and+buley&aname=Taylor+Buley
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i dunno if you would have something to say to him to maybe pitch something there, or if maybe i could bug him and ask if he has any interest in writing about what you're doing
me: I will
me: sounds like a good participant
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: k
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: want me to message him first?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: he posts on YH
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i can't remember who he is on there
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but he super knows who the fuck i am, bahahaha
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: http://twitter.com/#!/taylorbuley
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh yeah he's mainly a web dev at forbes.com
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but he writes for them at times
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hay
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: "i'm actually a programmer these days, so i'm not writing myself. is he looking to write something or get written about?"
me: either one
me: I'm going to write a couple different pieces on this aside from the al-jazeera version
me: I guess just explain the situation to him so he can better decide what to do
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: okie well i asked him that
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we shall see when he replies n stuff
me: n stuff
me: gotcha!
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: on a random note
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i think it's sorta odd that the last few dudes i dated/did for a significant amount of time over the past year were blonde
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well, not "odd"
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: interesting trend
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well, except for the actor i dated for two weeks and bartender/gamestop guy
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: anyway
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: btw when at the store today i picked up some liver cleansing supplement thing
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: that'll help with your attempts at getting off of suboxone
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: er, like, it'll apparently help your liver work better
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: cause bscly with the toxins all getting released by your body, your liver gets overloaded and it makes the withdrawal symptoms worse or something
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i don't know
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: anyway
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: duder was saying that there were a few people that took it that were getting off of something (an alcoholic, someone that hat hep-C, and a couple former drug addicts) and they all said it worked for them
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: the hep-C person said it bscly fixed their liver
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but yeah the former alcoholic and drug addicts said it helped them and made their withdrawal symptoms lessen
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: also, random, you could prob recruit my sister's friend that's a harvard prof
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: he does something with radiology for harvard medical
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: he conducted some research or something on anthrax for the government back in 2003 or so
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: um
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i have to design his book first
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i sorta flaked on that last year
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hey
me: yo
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: my niece jordann
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: prob would join project pm
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: she's finishing up her residency in philly
me: sweet
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: she went to school for international medicine in israel
me: talk to her
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: she had some internship in DC
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: at some non-profit that attempts to end modern day slavery
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: e.g. apparently slavery is more rampant than ever before in history
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i.e. sex slave trade
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: women sex slaves
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: etc
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i think she wants to be a doctor in the middle east or northern africa or something
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: this is from her "about me" on fb
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: "I intend to get rich with hard work, a lot of effort, and paying my taxes. And then, I'm gonna leave this mess, go into the wilderness, and serve the poor. Come on, come with me.

...A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved... - Kurt Vonnegut.

... that is why writers have to have two countries, the one where they belong and the one in which they live really. The second one is romantic, it is separate from themselves, it is not real but it is really there... - Gertrude Stein."

me: very well
me: oh, Gertrude Stein
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
me: and her hijinks
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i think she wants to be a dr at varying remote villages or something
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: she's doing her residency as an ob/gyn
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i dunno exactly what to ask her
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh yeah
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: her full-blood uncle is my half-brother that wrote that book
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: the america, fascism, and god book
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: her dad is a prof at buffalo state
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: did the stuff from taylor help?
me: haven't looked yet, swamped
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hehe, it's okie :)
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: <3
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i dunno if i'm working with chris tonight
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but i have work to do anyway so i'll just stay here
me: word
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh, chris is apparently showing up
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: p.s.
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: http://www.ayo4theo.com/stuff/pics/haters-gonna-hate.gif
me: oh hail lol
me: got the op-ed almost done
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yay!
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :)
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol chris has admitted to being depressed
me: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :)
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: ilu
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :D
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: teehee
me: oh hai lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm getting sleepies
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it's cold here lol
me: yes, yes
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: IT'S RLY COLD
me: I KNOW
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: narf
me: indeed
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Soz I'm in a playful mood
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: I thought my stupid rhyme was funny
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: But I guess you're reading/playing video games/thinking work stuffs/working
me: was on irc
me: haven't read your e-mail yet
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Ah, yeah. Eet happens.
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: I want your peen in my mouth
me: okay
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :;
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :;
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Oops
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Are you in a poo mood or just busy?
me: lol wut
me: neither
me: just finishing up a couple of things
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Ah, kk
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: I'll leave you to it :)
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Oh oh text me when you're done! :D
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Er, if you want to
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: /me shy
me: I'm about done now, actually
me: one sec
me: okay
me: HOW'S IT SHAKIN
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Teeheehoho!
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: READ MY EMAIL
me: okay
me: I love you
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :D
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: ME TOO!
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Btw I'm on my phone so yeah
me: I mean I like the poem
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: ...did it at least make you laff
me: which prompts me to love you
me: yes, it was clever
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: I make puns
me: I know!
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: They're usually really bad
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: But *oh so good*
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lololololol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Btw I tend to do that sorta thing when I'm not physically around
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Er...stupid love notes/ditties/one-liners/poems n such
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: So if we're apart for a day or two (and it isn't due to my being slammed with work) then Ill prob send you a bunch randomly throughout the day/night, though usually when I'm lying in bed pining and smitten
me: good
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Minou's vying for my attention lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: I wanna lick your face
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Nuzzle yer nose
me: I would like to engage with you in various fashions
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: 'n yer dick on my lips'd suffice
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Sup mr. writer
me: hold on, I'm talking to someone with an idea
me: military
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Ah, yes. Much more strategic and complex than sticking something into a hole
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Txt me when you're done and I'll get back on gchat
me: okay
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Steak!
me: you cooked some?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: No
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: "okay, done"
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: "like steak?"
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Well done
me: I GOTCHA
me: I GET IT
me: I GOTCHA
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: I'm full of 'em
me: distribute link to Daily Kos thing on your yayhooray thing
me: por favor
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Or maybe just "it"
me: your high-concept hipster friends need to see it
me: or maybe just "it"!
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: I'd rather do that on my comp tomorrow
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: And not on phone
me: I'm watching "Reds"
me: very well
me: let them have their cake
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Wuzzat
me: movie
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: I like red velvet cake
me: look up on Wikipedia
me: no you don't
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: I'm petting a minou
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Her ears are velvety
me: oic
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: If I look it up I'll leave the chat and will have to reconnect
me: oic
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: That's a lot of effort
me: it's about American radicals in ealry 20th
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Oh neat
me: and there's a romance
me: a radical romance
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Hahahaha
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: I was just going to ask how this whole "revolution" thing is going to affect our sex life
me: it will make it better
me: according to the movie
me: I've seen it like six times
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Hahahaha
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Oh, you
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: How Leo of you lololol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Minou and I are spooning
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: (I'm the big spoon)
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: (in case you were wondering)
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Minou is SO fuzzy
me: SHE IS!
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: So how's your living vicariously through fantasy film world going?
me: it's going okay
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lols
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: I want yer dick
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: And your face
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: And lips
me: the girl in this movie is an artist
me: and photographer
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: On my hips
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: My thighs
me: I kind of want to fuck you from behind
me: and up against the wall
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Come
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Spread
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Your white lies
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Okay I don't think that works to well *talking to self**
me: how now lol wut?
me: LOL QUE
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: GET IT WHITE LIES = SEMEN
me: oic
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: WHITE
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: SPREAD
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: LIKE SEEDS
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: OR MY LEGS
me: I UNDERSTAND NOW
me: THANKS
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: COME
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: etc
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Yep yep lololol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: I'm a designer. I make puns and layer them to a ridiculous degree
me: layered
me: very good
me: everything should be layered
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: I like cake
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: I LIKE TURTLES
me: old meme
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: LE MOT JUSTE
me: lol
me: le lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: COUTER LE YEUX DE LE TETE
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: (I'm in over my head)
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Funny thing is those three lines rhyme in English and French
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: "'Just the right word' costs an arm and a leg"
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: I rhyme a lot in my thoughts btw
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: But those are actually lines from my Madame bovary poem
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: http://www.hip2be.com/werdz/madamebovary.png the formatting's dumb btw
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Okie buttbutt I gotta go sleepybyes
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: You're watching movie anyway
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: <3 ilu night night sweet dreams :)
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Txt me a reply cause ima sign off of this
me: k luv
me: nighty night
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Oh
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: OH
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: o
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: <3 :) nightypants
me: oh!