Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard

From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>

To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: Liking my fagbook status doesn't help anything, fwaggot.
me: sure it does
me: we're going to be heading into Austin soon, actually
Caleb: We are?
me: ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND
me: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
Caleb: Band camp, faggot.