Subject: Chat with evilevilcouch@gmail.com
From: "evilevilcouch@gmail.com" <evilevilcouch@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: because I haven't had a cat in a while and I love them
me: but not now, will be moving soon so should wait till NYC
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: k
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yay minou can have a kitty friend! :)
me: well, hopefully Minou will like other kitties
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: minou does!!
me: good
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: minou <3s other kitties
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: she likes having a kitty friend
me: she needs to have another kitty then
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and gets sad when her kitty friends move
me: it improves their quality of life
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it does!!!
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :)
me: do you think Mirna is attractive?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yeah she's pretty
me: good
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol why?
me: she owes me sexual favors due to an agreement we made years ago whereby if I got famous I got to do whatever I wanted to her
me: and I want you to fuck around with her when we go to Austin
me: and she's agreed
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i don't like being forced into those scenarios
me: you're not forced
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i know
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but
me: I just wanted to see if you'd be interested
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: being told what to do turns me off
me: and cut to the chase and all that
me: I'm not telling you what to do
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yeah, i know
me: you have that option
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: kk
me: we'll think about it
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'll consider it
me: but, yeah, I want to see you with another girl and she's convenient and you'll like her anyway
me: also she's my lawyer lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well
me: and I want my life to be as wacky as possible
me: so
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'd prob rather not do it with her then
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: because
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i would rather objectify the other person
me: YOU SHOULD HUMP MY LAWYER
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and she doesn't seem like a sub
me: you can do that
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: she prob wouldn't like it
me: you have to be dominant?
me: are you sure?
me: how experienced are you in lesbian sexuality?
me: she's good, sweetheart
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hold on
me: she and my friend Liz used to seduce all the girls your age back at Hockaday and Ursuline
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: k clientdude left
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i am not seduced by females
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i seduce them
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: or they swoon for me
me: well, this should be interesting then
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and are taken aback by me
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yeah
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: in that
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it prob won't happen
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
me: because Mirna is a charismatic girl
me: we'll see
me: it will be exciting anyway
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: if there's anything to know about me
me: just to see what happens
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: is that i can't be forced into anything
me: no shit you can't
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: don't
me: I'm simply making a request/suggestion
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: try to force it to happen
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: the more you egg it on the more it turns me off
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you're doing it the wrong way
me: rather than secretly trying to make it happen
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: that would be silly as well
me: well, in my experience, openness is the way to proceed, but if you prefer another method I'll respect that
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you can make suggestions
me: Thank you
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and say things like "i think it would be hot if you and mirna did it"
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and i'd prob be all "o cewl bro"
me: well, that's what I meant to convey
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
me: read what I wrote you
me: I asked you if you think she's attractive
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it isn't that, dude
me: then told you I wanted her to do something with you
me: basically, I'm telling her what to do, not you
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yeah
me: but that's because I've earned it with her
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but that idea never popped up in my head initially
me: I haven't earned the right to tell you to do anything
me: of course not, you barely know her
me: I wanted to suggest that idea to you
me: I'm not a bad guy, okay?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i know
me: I don't tell girls what to do
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :-p
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: barrett
me: lol wut
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: that wasn't what i was trying to say
me: I know
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it's sorta like with my friend darryl
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: he knows how i work
me: I just wanted to start the inquiry
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: like, for example, if he wants me to get drinks with him
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: he tells me to arrive 3-4 hours than when he wants me to get there
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so i get there on time
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but, that's specifically with him
me: gotcha
me: think I understand
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: cause he likes to get drinks either super early or like early evening
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: not normal bar time
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and like
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: for this even thing he organized
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i designed the flyer
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but see
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i decided to design the flyer because he said his friend matt was going to design it
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and i was all "oh jesus christ you're all going to fucking do it wrong. i'll do it."
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but when darryl asks favors of me
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i always put it on lowest priority
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: because it's a favor and i put paying stuff over his stuff
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: also, darryl and i have a special relationship
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hahaha
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: our conversations usually include this dialogue:
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: "fuck you, darryl"
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: "oh, nicole loehr. how i love you"
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: "EAT A DICK YOU FUCKING COCKASS BITCH"
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: "*kissies*"
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: "..."
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: ":D"
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: "...w/e"
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: ":D"
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: "*sigh* i love you too, darryl"
me: who is this guy again?
me: I remember the name
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: my friend darryl from hs
me: my mom accidentally threw away the loose weed on my desk
me: but she brought over an air purifier machine
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: he went to cistercian and was my only private school friend that also did visual art and wrote spoken word
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: why
me: so now our air is purified
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: did you tell her that i'm allergic to dust mites
me: she was cleaning and doesn't know
me: no
me: it's weird
me: actually it's not weird
me: she used to put a vaporizer in my room
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: how so?
me: it's just a coincidence, I haven't talked to her about you much because I'm trying to keep her at arm's length
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
me: I just told her your work background, etc
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: ah, interesting
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: like what?
me: DMA grant, Observer, other freelance work
me: she's a freelancer herself so she knows about these things
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: what things
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: <3
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: btw
me: just freelancing, etc
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: when i may say things about how you may taking the wrong approach to convincing me to do something or whatever (as an example)
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: or just any other sorta or rhetorical device
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: within conversation with me
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it isn't saying like
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you're doing it "wrong"
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: (even though i may say that)
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but i'm just quirky about certain things
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: is all
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i think it's more inherent to my individual quirks than anything
me: I understand, sweetheart
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but that sorta thing happens with time
me: every girl differs
me: and you differ more than most
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so it's not like i expect you to just immediately pick up on it
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so don't get super frustrated about it if/when it happens
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: like, sometimes certain things may super "piss me off"
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but it's really arbitrary in the grand scheme of things
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: like
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: darryl makes me curse like a fucking sailor
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but he's one of my favorite people
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hahaha
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and he considers me one of his bffs
me: very good
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hrm
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we should hang out with more peoples
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: not like
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we're being too isolated or whatever
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but so you can get a better idea of me/my personality/how i normally react and interact with people and how i interact differently with the different types of people out there
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and the same with yous
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :D
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: k yous at home?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: want me to spend the night?
me: yes
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i don't care either way, but my shoulder hurts and i like your bed lol
me: Mirna: i want to help you on the screenwriting AND i want a part
or i will hate you forever
of course i have helped lots of people with scriptytypethings

evilevilcouch@gmail.com: like srsly i sleep better
me: me: Sweetheart, I'm giving you a part because I'm going to capitalize on your charm
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol, oh?
me: Mirna: i helped tyler with his treatments too
but he was stubborn and didnt give me much to work with
oh so now i can't make threats?

evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hahaa
me: me: no shit he was
Mirna: I"M LEBANESE
its what we do
dammit
dammit barrett
KING OF KINGS

evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lololol
me: me: hey, what party runs Lebanon right now?
Oh, right
I forgot
ANARCHY
LOL ANARCHY

evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hahahahaha
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: btw, one thing that all my friends know
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: is that no one can be a cunt or try and be intimidating with me in order to convince me to do something
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yelling, being stupid stern, etc just makes me shut off
me: well, hopefully I don't do that
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yeah
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i mean, like, lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i dunno
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i listen pretty well
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and am pretty calm and open about discussing things
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but if anyone starts spouting off "you're wrong" "i'm right" bullshit i check out
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: basically
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: if anyone does anything my sister would do
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i walk away from the discussion
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: or try to change the topic
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: she gets super indignant about shit
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: "me me me!!!"
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: etc
me: Okay, do I do that?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: eh, it's not like you necessarily specifically do that
me: Because when two people disagree, both imply that they are right
me: that's the nature of the disagreement
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: there are certain rhetorical devices that are similar to those that she employs
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: um
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: there's a difference between a debate and a discussion
me: everything is similar to everything
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i like learning new things
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm very open to hearing things out
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but also i usually explain things within certain terminology
me: Does anything I tell you really compare to what your terrible sister says?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and so you don't know exactly how i go about that yet, really
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we're still getting to know each other
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: eh
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you debate
me: Do you not debate?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: not when it's about the relationship
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: debating has no place in that sort of discussion
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: love does not spit daggers
me: When I debate
me: for work
me: I do so in an effort to get to the truth
me: and to clarify
me: when you and I have these discussions
me: I am doing it for the same purpose
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yeah
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i think
me: I am not trying to "win"
me: in this case
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: the past two nights
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you were super drunk
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and i was super sober
me: because I know that's impossible
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so i think that's really the main problem
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
me: I wasn't super drunk last night
me: I wasn't drunk at all last night
me: until right before we went to bed and I drank scotch
me: even then I wasn't really drunk
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well, last night was residual from the previous two nights
me: yes
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i think
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it's okay
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: if we leave it alone
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: because i think it's all about nothing
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and last night
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: like
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: when you got super pissed and were going to leave
me: well, yeah. I'm fine with everything. I think you have objections, whereas I'm fine with you
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i realized i'd be in that sort of a huff too
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and then i was like
me: I appreciate that
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: wait...this is all so stupid. why are we doing this after only three weeks. we can't get to the answers because we don't really know each other yet. so. um. yeah. this is dumb.
me: yep
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i do need more nikki time though
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and minou time
me: we should be marathon fucking and jogging and playing games
me: yes, you do
me: that helps
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yep
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i get really D: when i don't get minou or nikki time
me: we're going to get in fights if we're together 24/7
me: anyone would
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yeah
me: and it doesn't help that I'm getting off the most powerful drug class in the world
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: like omfg
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: when i was in europe for two weeks with my friend judee
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: jesus we lasted like 4 days
me: I'm glad we've been together for all this time, though, despite the fights
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: maybe five
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
me: right
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yeah
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: 24/7 is just ridic for anyone
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: though
me: but even when we got in fights, when I realized that the only thing that upset me is you being mad at me, I realized that I can't just get mad and be stubborn and back off like usual because I love you
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: the fact that we've been together 24/7 so long and the tiffs didn't start till later is significant
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :-p
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :)
me: SMILEY FACE THING
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: teeheeheehohoho
me: SPINS AROUND FROM HORIZONTAL TO VERTICAL ETC
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
me: ah, tee hee, I don't know!
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm on adium
me: ^______________^
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :-p
me: ^___________^
me: ^_____________^
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yeah i usually get sick of someone after 48 hrs with them
me: no shit
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
me: people are ridiculous
me: especially me
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hahahahaha
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yep
me: I mean, look at what I do all day
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yeah
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: bscly
me: it's a combination of computer games and fucked up cyberwar shit
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yep
me: and me narrating my every move
me: in a funny voice
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
me: better get used to that, sweetheart
me: and telling you how great I am
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i would normally wake up around 8ish, masturbate, shower, get dressed, cuddle minous, then go to the studio
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: then i'd prob be most productive during the morning
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: when noon or 1pm hits, i sorta hit this lull
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and dick around online and don't get much done for the next 3-4 hours
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: or i may stay productive all day
me: well, that's part of the problem
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: then i'm useless in the early evening
me: you have to have your productive time to be happy
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and around 10-11pm i get my second wind
me: I understand that entirely
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: sometimes i take a nap in the afternoon
me: we need to adapt to a schedule that allows us to do our thing and then be together
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: before i'd like wake up at 6am, exercise, cook breakfast, get here around 8am, work till i'm dead (~2-3pm) go tan or exercise or dick around online, then go home and nap for an hour or two, then wake up and internet or do chores, cook dinner, then do something productive in the evening, then pass out
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm sorta useless in the afternoon
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i don't get much done at all
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: btw, i only started waking up super early when i signed up for the 8am pilates/yoga class a year or so ago
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: also, random note --
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: like about the whole me being mad at you and you having no prob with me
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: that's also prob because i've bscly completely adjusted to your schedule
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: now, see, if you were at my place all that time and going with my schedule, you'd be cranky as fuck
me: or maybe it's because I'm easygoing
me: I was at your place today and yesterday while trying to get off suboxone and wasn't cranky at all
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm saying like
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: if the first two weeks
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you were at my place every night
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and i made you wake up at 7am to exercise
me: you did stay at my place more, actually
me: I understand
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you'd throw a pillow at my face and tell me to fuck off so you could sleep
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so, yeah
me: lol side note, Barry Eisler just stepped in to pwn Essig
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: k
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'ma pack up my stuffs and head over there
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: also, with my crankiness, like, i get sorta cranky at having to haul all my shit to duder's place all the time
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: granted, you hauled your shit to my place the past couple nights
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but i'm just saying that like with glenn and clay i always "had" to bring my shit to their place
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: glenn never came to my place because he's socially retarded and doesn't like being around people he doesn't know (i.e. my roommates, any of my friends, etc)
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: with clay it was because, even though he did freelance, he had to work at his place because he has a desktop
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: he does film shit, so, yeah
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: that and he has a dog
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and dogs poop outside
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: kitties poop in a box
me: okay, I understand you have residual frustration with past boyfriends
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so that was fair, i felt
me: you've mentioned those a couple of times
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well, i mean, in general i'm fine with it
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i just get tired of it more easily now
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so it isn't really just frustration
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: like, glenn would never help me carry my shit up three flights of stairs
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you help me carry stuff
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you're not a douchebag retard like glenn
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: haha
me: well, I mean then that you've used up your "I will take my stuff to my bf's place" points already
me: And I understand that
me: just realize that I didn't use up those points
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm not saying i'm bitter about it
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm just saying that it's a chore
me: You didn't use up your "I have lots of objections to your behavior" points, because those were other girls
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and i have a lot of chores i'm behind on already
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hahaha
me: Well, do what you have to do, sweetheart
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it takes a lot of effort/energy to do that everyday
me: I'll carry your stuff up for you
me: Better yet, just look on the bright side of things
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: obviously i could just keep some shit over there
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but, again, we've been dating for three weeks
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so it's w/e
me: When you're complaining about having to carry things from your car to someone's apartment, you've got it pretty good at that point
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: again, i'm not cranky/frustrated about all that stuff rinnow
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: granted, at certain times, yes, i have been
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but it's just cause i was getting sorta tired
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: not in the bitchy "i'm tired of this shit!"
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but "aw, man, really? i gotta do that? damn. ugggggh fine"
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: like, having to pack up my crap daily and make sure i have all my shit takes up a lot of one's working memory
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so i mainly got cranky because i had to spend a lot of energy focusing on that everyday
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: again, it wasn't anything personal, i was just getting exhausted from it
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and i'm just more easily exhausted by it bc i'd do it a lot in the past
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
me: Maybe what you need
me: Is a good kick in the ass
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hey i'm not like
me: for perspective
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: complaining about it
me: like
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: right now
me: NOT RIGHT NOW LOL
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm just trying to explain to you the processes in my head and whatnot
me: good, I'm not kicking you in the ass right now
me: understood
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: bc bscly i just ran out of energy much more quickly
me: it is helpful for you to tell me these things
me: so I know when to dodge your punches
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and the longer i stay away from the minoubear the more it subconsciously stresses me out
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: one night is fine
me: well, we really need to think about setting up a litter box over here and having Mino come with you
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: two nights is okay
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but after the second night i start worrying about her
me: she can handle a little car trip every couple of days to be with you
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: dude man
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: carrying a cat
me: dude
me: dude
me: I know
me: I've had cats
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: that's a lot of effort
me: all my friends have cats
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: like
me: like
me: I know
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i voiced this concern to glenn
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: like
me: I used to take my cat everywhere in college
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: minou got out of the house the day before my birthday
me: you're seeing a problem where none exists, I think
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: when i was at glenn's
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and i was freaking out
me: I'll get you a carrier
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: she was gone for a day or two
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh i have one
me: you can put her in the carrier and bring her with you
me: leave it out so she can get used to it
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so then glenn said to bring minou to his place
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but like
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: glenn
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: would make me take all my shit with me when i left in the morning
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and so i'd pack up the cat, her food, etc
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: then in the morning pack all that shit up again
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it's really exhausting
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm just saying that if we bring minou to your place
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you'll help me with it
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: because
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it takes a lot of energy
me: no shit I'll help
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yay
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: man
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: like
me: again, I understand you have terrible memories of some douchebag making you bring a bunch of shit back and forth
me: you need to let go
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it was so stupid how glenn was such a douchetard
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hahaha
me: and just accept the fucking present
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: he'd make me carry all my shit myself
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: up three flights of stairs
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: even with the cat
me: I GOT ARRESTED ON ACID ON MY 18TH BIRTHDAY
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm not bitter about it
me: I WALKED OVER CORPSES IN AFRICA
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm just telling you
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm over it
me: MY GIRLFRIEND DIED OF A FUCKING OVERDOSE
me: clearly
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm just letting you know
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: telling anecdotes
me: just, let these things go
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: about my past
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: etc
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you know
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: like
me: I understand
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: how people get to know each other
me: just approach me with a blank slate
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: duh
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i don't really have any ex bitterness
me: and understand that whatever inconveniences you suffered due to Glenn don't apply here and are not relevant to our situation
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: the only thing, though, is my ptsd from my sister
me: you can tell me anecdotes and I want to hear them
me: I understand that
me: but I'm offering a solution regarding Minou
me: as you'll see if you look back
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but also, though, the bit above where i talked about how to convince me to do things
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and the bit about where if someone starts saying something like how my sister would
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: that wasn't me necessarily saying that that triggered the ptsd
me: yes, that is important, and I understand that
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it mainly makes me rolls my eyes
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: haha
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i just have zero respect for her
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: she has the emotional maturity of a six year old
me: but whether or not some guy made you carry your shit is not important when we're trying to best figure out how to keep your cat with you
me: so, what do you think about bringing her in the carrier sometimes?
me: THat will help to alleviate stress
me: and also I like the cat
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so me mentioning my sister, in that respect, was basically me mentioning that the rhetorical devices that my sister employs are amongst those that don't work with me
me: right
me: and I certainly hope that I am not using that
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yeah
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: prob not
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i dunno, don't care rinnow
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: haha
me: since you brought it up, I guess I did something like that
me: i you tell me I can try not to in the future
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i think you said like once "i'm right. you're wrong."
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and that made me roll my eyes
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and i was basically done then
me: I'm pretty sure I didn't say those exact words
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hahahaha
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it was when you were smashed at quarter
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and i was in pain
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but eh w/e
me: the implication of any disagreement is that one person is right and the other is wrong
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: uh
me: yes, I'm familiar with pain
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i don't believe in that sorta ideology
me: that's what a disagreement is
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: um
me: it's not an ideology
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: not necessarily
me: if you tell me that I'm doing something wrong, and I disgree
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: there is not necessarily a "right" and "wrong" when talking about perspectives
me: aren't you saying that I am wrong and you are right?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: uh
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: if it's relative
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: then how can there be a right/wrong?
me: or if we have different opinions about how we're relating
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm saying like
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: facts can be argued
me: let me put it like this
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but if we're talking about a human relationship
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and their emotions
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and their behaviors/interactions and such
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it isn't so black and white
me: Yes, sweetheart, but they remain facts, even - especially - in a human relationship
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: uh
me: obviously feelings differ
me: sweetheart
me: I know what you're saying
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: okay
me: human relationships, feelings, etc
me: I know these things
me: but when we discuss these things
me: we are both using words
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so why are you arguing a right/wrong thing
me: to describe certain things
me: Am I arguing that?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i don't think there is any sort of right/wrong with perception
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: perception is perception
me: well, one perceives what one perceives, but we were not arguing over perception, per se
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it was about boundaries, i think
me: oh, yes
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and you said something about being right, and then made a statement that i was wrong
me: boundaries are one of those things in which people have varying opinions
me: My opinion, for instance
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but, also, i was only frustrated with you doing whatever because you were super drunk and i was sober
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and i didn't realize how drunk you were
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: uh
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: everyone has different boundaries
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: "healthy" boundaries is relatively relative
me: exactl
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: with like
me: and I tend to associate with people who are informal because they are my friends
me: if you were some guy
me: I wouldn't grab a cigarette out of your purse
me: I would stop and say hello
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yeah i know
me: introduce myself
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: also
me: and then ask you for one
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: like
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you were super drunk
me: yes
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: alcohol removes inhibitons
me: I was
me: but I would have done similar sober
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so bscly i was annoyed at you being so ridiculously drunk
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: sorta
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: sorta not
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i just wasn't in the mood
me: If I had known that this was going to be an issue, I would not have
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and you were super sloshed
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i think that's really it
me: yes, you mentioned that
me: I would have just asked someone else for a cigarette
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: also, i understand your point about feeling comfortable, etc
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but i think i'd barely been home for the previous week
me: I assumed that we had a level of familiarity whereby I could grab a cigarette out of your pack without going through a process first, and I was wrong
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and had barely seen my cat for the past week, except that afternoon
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i was just cranky/on edge
me: then you need to bring your cat with you, like I said
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yeah
me: and you need to do that, without discussing what prior issues involving old boyfriends may have prevented you from doing so in the past
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i mean, i don't care really if you just grab a cigarette from my purse or whatever
me: do you see what I'm saying?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yeah
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i don't think the ex's are an issue in any manner
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm just saying that i hadn't had much alone time and haven't been on my schedule for like three weeks and had barely seen my cat
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and so i was irritable
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and cranky
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: not saying you basically did anything wrong
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you were justifying it however you wanted
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: regardless of that
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i wasn't in the mood
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and wanted to leave
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: usually, if i'm cranky, i hang out by myself with the minoubear
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and don't hang out with peoples
me: I understand
me: but sometimes
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i think i was basically just getting annoyed by everything
me: we're going to be together and you're going to get cranky
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i like my space
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we've been together 24/7
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: like
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we prob won't be around each other 24/7
me: in which case I hope you'll try to remember that I love you and have done nothing to hurt you
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i know
me: and that it hurts me when you take that out on me for some small thing
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but also usually i just tell my friends when i need space and will leave and stuffs
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but see
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you're different
me: I'll just leave it there
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: in that
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i dunno
me: Because that's what I want you to take away from this
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm in love with you and love being around you
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but i really do need more nikki time
me: That's fine, I haven't made you not have Nikki time
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i has soz boobear :(
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i know, and you haven't forced me to stay at your place
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: we've been in the throes
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: haha
me: did you see the rest of the gmail thread?
me: with Essig?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh not yet
me: the one I forwarded
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'll read it when i'm there
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: k i should leave nows
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: be there in 10ish?
me: very well I can narrate!
me: okay
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lolol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: <3 :D
me: lolollolol