Fwd: Chat with Mirna Hariz

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Mirna Hariz <mirnahariz@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Jan 11, 2011 at 3:22 PM
Subject: Chat with Mirna Hariz
To: barriticus@gmail.com

3:09 PM me: this girl and I

3:10 PM need a cute little second girl

in Dallas

any ideas?

Mirna: you mean for sex?

me: yes

Mirna: u DEFILE your bodies

and the KING OF KINGS

me: lol wut

Mirna: you will be punished

me: KAWAII DESU

^_______^

Mirna: your ungratefulness towards our LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST

JESUS LORDCHRIST KINGLINTON

3:11 PM me: lol

lolololol

Mirna: go to doublewide one night

you'll find a nice little tatoooed girl to swing around

me: I see

Mirna: SWING INTO THE FACE OF OUR RIGHTEOUS LORD

3:12 PM me: I DON'T EVEN BELIEEEEEEEEVE IN GOD

I'M AN ATHEIST

3:13 PM I HOST A CABLE ACCESS

oh shit

Mirna: HE WILL SMITE YOU

me: does Austin still have cable access?

Mirna: no idea

i dont have cable

3:14 PM me: did you get my message about how we're also having exec dir of National Lawyer's Guild speak at our event?

and how I

shall hook you up with her in return for light housecleaning?

Mirna: i love the nlg

me: I mean

assistant

Mirna: they are wonderful

me: assistance

promotional assistance

two radishes

two big radishes

Mirna: are you on drug

me: nope

Mirna: did you do pot

me: just drinkin' mah coffee

3:15 PM that's all I do now

I jog with my half-Asian girlfriend

the other day I got a massage

the era is over

almost off Suboxone too

3:16 PM I JUMP IN MY CAR I AM THE NIGHTRIDER

this girl still has her Ursuline uniform

3:17 PM Mirna: haha

i have mine too

3:19 PM me: so, yeah

probably going to marry this one

Mirna: yay!

3:22 PM me: I mean, seriously

she wants to pick up a fucking high school girl

and gives me blowjobs

3:25 PM Mirna: yayyyyy!

marry her.

impregnate her immediately

me: probably will

she has one of those birth control things installed in her or whatever

Mirna: rip it out.

3:26 PM me: will do!