Subject: Chat with evilevilcouch@gmail.com
From: "evilevilcouch@gmail.com" <evilevilcouch@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Rarrr
me: zip zap
me: science lazers
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lololol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: I r on phone
me: ^______________^
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Man I had ridic insomnia last night. I had fantastic clarity though. I should hop in the shower and go to gallery and figure out what I'll wear tonight
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: And ima bring chris some chicken noodle soup from whole foods
me: very good
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Did you cum?
me: no, I want to be horny all day
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Nomnomnom
me: !
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Teeheee
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :D
me: you're going to go back to gallery after party or is he going to be depressed/sick/whatever?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: I dunno. I prob don't need to work with him tonight.
me: I'm going to eat all the appetizers for protein MUSCLE MASS
me: JAGERBOMB
me: JAGERBOMB
me: PROTEIN
me: JAGERBOMB
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Lol wut
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: What time do you wanna go to the thing?
me: I guess six
me: or a little afterwards
me: doesn't matter
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: K
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: What time does it end?
me: I need to shower first
me: I don't know
me: don't matter none
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: When will it prob end?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Also, where's it at?
me: we don't know
me: these things don't have delineated endings
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Like what part of town?
me: near Northpark
me: AND KIND OF CLOSE TO HALF PRICE BOOKS
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :-p
me: Mirna: yayyyyy!
marry her.
impregnate her immediately
me: probably will
she has one of those birth control things installed in her or whatever
Mirna: rip it out.
me: will do!

evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Oops which emotion was that
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol wut
me: telling Mirna about our sex life
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: What'd you say before that?
me: me: so, yeah
probably going to marry this one
Mirna: yay!
Sent at 3:19 PM on Tuesday
me: I mean, seriously
she wants to pick up a fucking high school girl
and gives me blowjobs

evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Hahaha
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Are you at work?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Or at home
me: at work
me: will go home in a bit
me: gotta shower, etc
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Rarr
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: What time did you get into work?
me: 12:30 or so
me: I was up til 6 playing as Ireland
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Oh yay neat
me: I am now the 5th most powerful nation in the world
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol I was up until like 5:30 or 6
me: Prussia was largely depopulated in a ten-year conflict with Austria
me: and then had communist revolution
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: I just couldn't sleep for some reason. I had a lot of energy
me: I took more of Ethiopia
me: China awakens
me: yes, I use to have insomnia, now I don't
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
me: just stay up sometimes because I have something fun to do
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: We should watch Metalocalypse
me: okay
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: I just bought chris the "adult swim in a box" and metalocalypse seasons 2 & 3 box sets
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: The adult swim in a box has metalocalypse season 1
me: latest attrocity
me: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/1/11/163614/884?new=true