me: this girl and I me: need a cute little second girl me: in Dallas me: any ideas? Mirna: you mean for sex? me: yes Mirna: u DEFILE your bodies Mirna: and the KING OF KINGS me: lol wut Mirna: you will be punished me: KAWAII DESU me: ^_______^ Mirna: your ungratefulness towards our LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST Mirna: JESUS LORDCHRIST KINGLINTON me: lol me: lolololol Mirna: go to doublewide one night Mirna: you'll find a nice little tatoooed girl to swing around me: I see Mirna: SWING INTO THE FACE OF OUR RIGHTEOUS LORD me: I DON'T EVEN BELIEEEEEEEEVE IN GOD me: I'M AN ATHEIST me: I HOST A CABLE ACCESS me: oh shit Mirna: HE WILL SMITE YOU me: does Austin still have cable access? Mirna: no idea Mirna: i dont have cable me: did you get my message about how we're also having exec dir of National Lawyer's Guild speak at our event? me: and how I me: shall hook you up with her in return for light housecleaning? Mirna: i love the nlg me: I mean me: assistant Mirna: they are wonderful me: assistance me: promotional assistance me: two radishes me: two big radishes Mirna: are you on drug Mirna: s me: nope Mirna: did you do pot me: just drinkin' mah coffee me: that's all I do now me: I jog with my half-Asian girlfriend me: the other day I got a massage me: the era is over me: almost off Suboxone too me: I JUMP IN MY CAR I AM THE NIGHTRIDER me: this girl still has her Ursuline uniform Mirna: haha Mirna: i have mine too me: so, yeah me: probably going to marry this one Mirna: yay! me: I mean, seriously me: she wants to pick up a fucking high school girl me: and gives me blowjobs Mirna: yayyyyy! Mirna: marry her. Mirna: impregnate her immediately me: probably will me: she has one of those birth control things installed in her or whatever Mirna: rip it out. me: will do!