me: dude me: The vote sets up a fierce debate next week over the Republicans’ proposal, which they have called the Repealing the Job-Killing Health Care Law Act. Caleb: Le duh. Caleb: Talk about last week's news, faggot. me: dude shut the fuck up me: for a second Caleb: Where've you been? me: dude me: shut up Caleb: Having sex with girl? me: shut the fuck up me: I've been having job-killing sex with her Caleb: Well, la dee da. Caleb: Is that all you wanted to tell me? me: yes me: that me: and I'm going to NYC in April me: for rally I'm speaking at me: needs to be widely covered me: so use your media magic! Caleb: I bet next you're gonna tell me that you'll be appearing alongside even Noam Chomsky himself. me: actually, no, Chomsky is out of town that week me: lol we invited Cornell West though Caleb: You've finally made it. me: shut up nigger Caleb: Tell that to Cornel West, faggot. Caleb: So I just got off the phone with my news director. Caleb: We can allocate three live trucks and 14 different crews to cover this. Caleb: But we want an exclusive interview with you and Cornel. me: I'LL GIVE YOU AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH MY FISTS! me: YOU WILL FEEL THE PITHS OF MY ANGER! me: IT'S A QUOTE FROM THE ILLIAD! Caleb: Yeah, whatever. Caleb: /rolls eyes me: KISS Caleb: Hey, I'm not your girlfriend, bro. me: We're going to tell you details of our sex life Caleb: Very well. me: job-destroying me: job-destroying me: job destroying me: job destroying me: job destroying me: job destroying me: job destroying Caleb: job destroying me: we're going to go get his and her massages, gotta go! me: faggot! Caleb: Take pictures. me: barrett chose to do it in the couple's room me: that's a bit extra ghey Caleb: I believe you mean "goy."