evilevilcouch@gmail.com: rar me: hurrrrr hurrrrr me: YOU ARE FOR SALE COME HERE evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lololol evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm groggy me: jajajajaja me: I'm sick evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :( evilevilcouch@gmail.com: take care of yourself, silly! me: I mean, not that sick me: I have been evilevilcouch@gmail.com: heh evilevilcouch@gmail.com: take vitamin c stuffs evilevilcouch@gmail.com: get your mom to bring some emergen-c over me: I did evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol me: I got some stuff like that me: she dropped off groceries and laundry evilevilcouch@gmail.com: teehee evilevilcouch@gmail.com: did she bring more eggs? evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol me: probably evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you have 3 dozen eggs in your fridge me: I know, saw that last night evilevilcouch@gmail.com: haha evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh, duncan me: now what? me: my dad is trying so hard to write a single e-mail evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol me: I should probably shoot him and take over evilevilcouch@gmail.com: duncan likes to tease me evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Duncan Stanley GOON now I gotta go get lunch or something i dunno what to get though
Nikki Loehr i ate leftover pizza i'm out of adderall i am groggy
Duncan Stanley GOON score some oxy from your fiance!
Nikki Loehr and i didn't take allergy pills last night lol shut uppp
Duncan Stanley GOON so do you guys have a date planned? for the wedding? picking out children'd names? who am I to talk, I'd have been moved in by now
Nikki Loehr lol shut up me: We will name them Duncan, Stanley, and Cockmongler me: If it's a girl me: Then Oxy evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hahahahahahahaha me: Then we leave it to die on the plains because you are Chinese me: LOL PWNED evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lololol me: TELL DUNCAN TO STOP MAKING TIME WITH MY STEADY GIRL evilevilcouch@gmail.com: teeheeheeheee me: SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lolololol me: jajajajajajaj evilevilcouch@gmail.com: mrawr evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i think the adderall prob helps a bit with my allergies evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh mini amphetamine withdrawal me: poor thing me: have some coffee evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i don't have a coffee maker evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but i have a minou curled beside me in bed! me: you threw it away due to neurosis evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol evilevilcouch@gmail.com: no evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i just didnt bring it with me from denton to dallas evilevilcouch@gmail.com: its in storage me: I thought you freaked because it sometimes spilled evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i just quit using it evilevilcouch@gmail.com: phased it out evilevilcouch@gmail.com: that and i'd never remember to throw the grounds out evilevilcouch@gmail.com: or other roommates would forget evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and itd stay in there and be moldy evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i quit using it me: DIE GMAIL evilevilcouch@gmail.com: why me: "STILL WORKING" me: "STILL WORKING" evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lololol me: Just want to open my fucking inbox evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'll work you me: zomg sex evilevilcouch@gmail.com: zomg me: oh, I'm going to go brag on /b/ evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol evilevilcouch@gmail.com: about what? me: about my trophy girlfriend evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm no trophy!!! me: her name is Jane, I dipped her in solid bronze evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol me: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Don't_Copy_That_Floppy me: I knew the black female would win evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lololol me: christ it goes on for ten minutes evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Duncan Stanley GOON yes shit is about to get real in fact, I believe it just got real http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUH3JQjcweM me: SHIT JUST GOT REAL IS NOW A MEME evilevilcouch@gmail.com: bahaha evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Duncan Stanley GOON there that's how I know 12:33 Nikki Loehr with chipotle? 12:33 Duncan Stanley GOON do you know how real this burrito bowl is? this burrito is Bad Boys 2 levels of real 12:34 Nikki Loehr oh shizzy 12:34 Duncan Stanley GOON yeah swooping camera real me: lol swooping camera real evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i like your face me: that's too bad, I just slashed it up. I'm a cutter. evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol me: DON'T LAUGH AT ME SHIT IS GETTING REAL evilevilcouch@gmail.com: sillybear evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :D me: MULTIPLE UNIVERSES NOW EXIST IN THE SAME TIME SPACE DUE TO THE ONSET OF REALITY evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh baby evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you put so many smiles on my face me: wow, you're deformed evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol me: give me your crazy sister's number evilevilcouch@gmail.com: whaaat evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i don't have it me: fine, more mouths for more blowjobs evilevilcouch@gmail.com: what were you going to do? evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so confusedz me: YOU ARE RUINING MY JOKE STREAM me: I'm going to go smoke, you sit here and re-read this exchange until you get my stupid joke evilevilcouch@gmail.com: okay me: ! evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh evilevilcouch@gmail.com: right evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i didn't take an adderall today evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i need some barrett dick right about now evilevilcouch@gmail.com: http://www.yayhooray.com/thread/213615/How-to-switch-jobs-when-you-know-you%27ll-make-50%25-less evilevilcouch@gmail.com: aw me: lol me: obvious self-defense sexism evilevilcouch@gmail.com: that's my friend veronica me: gotcha evilevilcouch@gmail.com: she's in advertising, but runs http://creamteam.tv me: who's the sexist troll? evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and http://strangersinstereo.com evilevilcouch@gmail.com: ummmm evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i dunno evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i enemied him evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so i don't see his posts me: oic evilevilcouch@gmail.com: OIC evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh man, strangers in stereo is down evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well, the site me: what is it? evilevilcouch@gmail.com: just links to the twitter evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it was a music blog network v started evilevilcouch@gmail.com: vavaboom me: oic evilevilcouch@gmail.com: various music blogs around the world or whatever evilevilcouch@gmail.com: creamteam is her blog that she started evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh yeah evilevilcouch@gmail.com: http://hip2be.com/yh/NicoleLoehr_CV.doc evilevilcouch@gmail.com: that's the rough draft of whatever bs "cv" thing i'll be sending to schools when i apply to them evilevilcouch@gmail.com: to sum up what i've been doing with my life evilevilcouch@gmail.com: since i'd been out of school me: very well me: I'll take a look me: you want this done by Feb 1st? me: but due in March? evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hm> evilevilcouch@gmail.com: ? evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh evilevilcouch@gmail.com: basically it's disorganized evilevilcouch@gmail.com: that's the main bit of it evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i c/p my resume evilevilcouch@gmail.com: then added on shit afterward evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and it isn't in the right order evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but i'm not sure how to fully organize it evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i dunno evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm going to design it in indesign anyway evilevilcouch@gmail.com: minou is so soft AND fuzzy evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it's crazy me: tell her to stop making time with my steady girl evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :-p me: heh me: looks like al-Jazeera wants the op-ed me: will find out for sure in next day me: Guardian better hurry up evilevilcouch@gmail.com: op-ed? evilevilcouch@gmail.com: have you heard back from rolling stone? me: should have spent less time listening to whining from random redditor and more time approving that article me: not since last night when I talked to Hastings me: he would want longer, in-depth piece evilevilcouch@gmail.com: awesome! me: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Taking_down_ED evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol evilevilcouch@gmail.com: ed? me: Encyclopedia Dramatica, n00b evilevilcouch@gmail.com: http://www.kirotv.com/news/26363364/detail.html evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i think ima take a nap me: word evilevilcouch@gmail.com: <3 me: tuv evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you’re my honeybunch sugarplum pumpy-umpy-umpkin evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you’re my sweetie pie me: FAGGOT me: I mean me: You're my faggot-waggot evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you’re my cuppycake gumdrop snoogums-boogums evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you’re the apple of my eye evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :D me: You're my little Oriental! me: :D me: kiss evilevilcouch@gmail.com: kisskisskiss me: "I am so calm because, with my book having shown that it is popular with a majority of my friends, once I become a full fledged author and make money, I can wipe out worms like Encyclopedia Dramatica any time I want."