Subject: Chat with evilevilcouch@gmail.com
From: "evilevilcouch@gmail.com" <evilevilcouch@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

evilevilcouch@gmail.com: rar
me: hurrrrr hurrrrr
me: YOU ARE FOR SALE COME HERE
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lololol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm groggy
me: jajajajaja
me: I'm sick
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :(
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: take care of yourself, silly!
me: I mean, not that sick
me: I have been
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: heh
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: take vitamin c stuffs
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: get your mom to bring some emergen-c over
me: I did
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
me: I got some stuff like that
me: she dropped off groceries and laundry
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: teehee
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: did she bring more eggs?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
me: probably
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you have 3 dozen eggs in your fridge
me: I know, saw that last night
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: haha
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh, duncan
me: now what?
me: my dad is trying so hard to write a single e-mail
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
me: I should probably shoot him and take over
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: duncan likes to tease me
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Duncan Stanley GOON
now I gotta go get lunch or something
i dunno what to get though

Nikki Loehr
i ate leftover pizza
i'm out of adderall
i am groggy

Duncan Stanley GOON
score some oxy from your fiance!

Nikki Loehr
and i didn't take allergy pills last night
lol
shut uppp

Duncan Stanley GOON
so do you guys have a date planned?
for the wedding?
picking out children'd names?
who am I to talk, I'd have been moved in by now

Nikki Loehr
lol
shut up

me: We will name them Duncan, Stanley, and Cockmongler
me: If it's a girl
me: Then Oxy
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hahahahahahahaha
me: Then we leave it to die on the plains because you are Chinese
me: LOL PWNED
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lololol
me: TELL DUNCAN TO STOP MAKING TIME WITH MY STEADY GIRL
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: teeheeheeheee
me: SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lolololol
me: jajajajajajaj
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: mrawr
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i think the adderall prob helps a bit with my allergies
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh mini amphetamine withdrawal
me: poor thing
me: have some coffee
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i don't have a coffee maker
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but i have a minou curled beside me in bed!
me: you threw it away due to neurosis
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: no
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i just didnt bring it with me from denton to dallas
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: its in storage
me: I thought you freaked because it sometimes spilled
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i just quit using it
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: phased it out
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: that and i'd never remember to throw the grounds out
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: or other roommates would forget
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and itd stay in there and be moldy
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i quit using it
me: DIE GMAIL
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: why
me: "STILL WORKING"
me: "STILL WORKING"
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lololol
me: Just want to open my fucking inbox
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'll work you
me: zomg sex
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: zomg
me: oh, I'm going to go brag on /b/
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: about what?
me: about my trophy girlfriend
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm no trophy!!!
me: her name is Jane, I dipped her in solid bronze
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
me: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Don't_Copy_That_Floppy
me: I knew the black female would win
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lololol
me: christ it goes on for ten minutes
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Duncan Stanley GOON
yes
shit is about to get real
in fact, I believe it just got real
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUH3JQjcweM

me: SHIT JUST GOT REAL IS NOW A MEME
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: bahaha
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Duncan Stanley GOON
there
that's how I know
12:33
Nikki Loehr
with chipotle?
12:33
Duncan Stanley GOON
do you know how real this burrito bowl is?
this burrito is Bad Boys 2 levels of real
12:34
Nikki Loehr
oh shizzy
12:34
Duncan Stanley GOON
yeah
swooping camera real

me: lol swooping camera real
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i like your face
me: that's too bad, I just slashed it up. I'm a cutter.
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
me: DON'T LAUGH AT ME SHIT IS GETTING REAL
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: sillybear
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :D
me: MULTIPLE UNIVERSES NOW EXIST IN THE SAME TIME SPACE DUE TO THE ONSET OF REALITY
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh baby
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you put so many smiles on my face
me: wow, you're deformed
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
me: give me your crazy sister's number
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: whaaat
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i don't have it
me: fine, more mouths for more blowjobs
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: what were you going to do?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so confusedz
me: YOU ARE RUINING MY JOKE STREAM
me: I'm going to go smoke, you sit here and re-read this exchange until you get my stupid joke
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: okay
me: !
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: right
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i didn't take an adderall today
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i need some barrett dick right about now
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: http://www.yayhooray.com/thread/213615/How-to-switch-jobs-when-you-know-you%27ll-make-50%25-less
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: aw
me: lol
me: obvious self-defense sexism
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: that's my friend veronica
me: gotcha
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: she's in advertising, but runs http://creamteam.tv
me: who's the sexist troll?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and http://strangersinstereo.com
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: ummmm
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i dunno
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i enemied him
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so i don't see his posts
me: oic
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: OIC
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh man, strangers in stereo is down
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well, the site
me: what is it?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: just links to the twitter
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it was a music blog network v started
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: vavaboom
me: oic
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: various music blogs around the world or whatever
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: creamteam is her blog that she started
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh yeah
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: http://hip2be.com/yh/NicoleLoehr_CV.doc
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: that's the rough draft of whatever bs "cv" thing i'll be sending to schools when i apply to them
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: to sum up what i've been doing with my life
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: since i'd been out of school
me: very well
me: I'll take a look
me: you want this done by Feb 1st?
me: but due in March?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: hm>
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: ?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: basically it's disorganized
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: that's the main bit of it
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i c/p my resume
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: then added on shit afterward
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and it isn't in the right order
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but i'm not sure how to fully organize it
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i dunno
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i'm going to design it in indesign anyway
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: minou is so soft AND fuzzy
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it's crazy
me: tell her to stop making time with my steady girl
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :-p
me: heh
me: looks like al-Jazeera wants the op-ed
me: will find out for sure in next day
me: Guardian better hurry up
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: op-ed?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: have you heard back from rolling stone?
me: should have spent less time listening to whining from random redditor and more time approving that article
me: not since last night when I talked to Hastings
me: he would want longer, in-depth piece
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: awesome!
me: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Taking_down_ED
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: ed?
me: Encyclopedia Dramatica, n00b
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: http://www.kirotv.com/news/26363364/detail.html
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i think ima take a nap
me: word
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: <3
me: tuv
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you’re my honeybunch sugarplum pumpy-umpy-umpkin
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you’re my sweetie pie
me: FAGGOT
me: I mean
me: You're my faggot-waggot
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you’re my cuppycake gumdrop snoogums-boogums
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you’re the apple of my eye
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :D
me: You're my little Oriental!
me: :D
me: kiss
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: kisskisskiss
me: "I am so calm because, with my book having shown that it is popular with a majority of my friends, once I become a full fledged author and make money, I can wipe out worms like Encyclopedia Dramatica any time I want."