Re: 6billion people on the planet and I only want 1

On Mon, Jan 3, 2011 at 9:12 PM, emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com <emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com> wrote:

I just had a dream about you in which, for your next Guardian piece,
you outed yourself as the *criminal* mastermind behind Anonymous, who
singlehandedly took down Tunisia, after you became pissed off at them
when they tried to depose you in a daring but unsuccessful coup d'etat
against you as the most successful President of Columbia in all human
history. I woke thinking this could actually happen because you are
that sexy, being the Texan Julian Assange, only better looking etc,
and it would make for great copy so you would definitely do it, even
though you'd no longer be anonymous. I think you could get a face
transplant and your fingerprints replaced with new ones so you could
be Anonymous again and next time take down all Islamic states and
annihalate them totally like the vermin they are. As long as you get
the same face. I like that face. You could wear a false nose on
outings. I think about you all the time Barrett and wonder how you
are. I won't say it but you know I love you. Damn just said it.
A-gain. I love you Barrett, love Emma. God damnit what on earth is
wrong with me. Forgive this rather obvious attempt at levity in order
to make tentative contact with you because I feel your loss in my life
like a physical pain and I am so in love with you I cannot stop
punishing myself. I think in time I will be able to stop pestering you
but not yet. Your forbearance is greatly appreciated. My darling. My
love. My sweetheart. I adore you. From Emma. X now I'll debate with
myself whether to send this and spend the next ten minutes arguing
then I'll probably send it and feel immensely exposed and vulnerable.
I really did just dream that about you though. I went for a walk today
for 2 hours and passed by a house which had statues of eagles on its
gateposts. They looked, not to put too fine a point on it, ridiculous
and ostentaious. Which is a cardinal sin in conservative suburbia.
Rather like driving a Lexus or having gold taps. Eagles on gate posts
should only be conceived upon at the entrance to stately homes when
ones garden is the size of Surrey and ones relative made his riches
duelling and planning the overthrow of the Scots.