Subject: Re: The Art of Rhetoric as Utilized Against New Girlfriend's Angry Roommate
From: Robert Green <robertogreen@gmail.com>
Date: 12/31/10, 00:58
To: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>

a)  you are crazy
b) thanks for the lolz

seriously.

just got back from utah.  it's fucking beautiful there, other than the people.

bryce canyon, it's...insane.  

RG
On Dec 30, 2010, at 11:51 AM, Barrett Brown wrote:

Thought you guys might find this amusing. I slept over at my new girlfriend's house for the first time last night, and one of her two male roommates was upset that I accidentally left a condom (not "used") on top of the toilet. He sent her a text message this morning saying "Prince Charming left a condom in the bathroom. I'm disgusted. This needs to end or this shit's about to get real." Apparently he doesn't like that she had friends in town the other day and has had a couple of guys over in the past few months. So I texted him back on her phone saying "This is Prince Charming; sorry about the condom. Please don't send threatening nonsense to Nikki." Then he wrote some more stupid messages ending with a declaration that he was about to come home and that he "expects the house to be occupied only by paying residents." I got my laptop out to record just in case something happened and I needed evidence that I didn't start it (I've had to do this before; last time someone's ex-boyfriend threatened to throw my laptop out the 12th-story window and have me arrested because he allegedly knows Michael Bloomberg). I've attached the first of the two recordings here. Notice how similar his logic skills are to those of every single movement conservative blogger that has ever lived. Note: I am kind of stoned here and hadn't had my coffee yet. 

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Barrett Brown
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