I'm seeing this hot half-Asian chick and I go to her place last night and this morning one of her roommates sends her a text message saying something like "Prince Charming left a condom in the bathroom. I am extremely disgusted. This needs to stop or shit is about to get real," so I send him message back on her phone saying "This is Prince Charming. Sorry about the condom. Please don't send Nikki any more threatening nonsense." Then he texts back a couple of times and finally writes "I'm coming home to check on my dog. I expect that the house will be occupied only by paying residents." So I write "I look forward to meeting you." Then I got out my trusty laptop and hit record as soon as he got there. This is the first half. Enjoy!
