You are writing for The Guardian? Fucking A as you people say. Fucking
A 1 Barrett. Lets Fuck on the A1 Barrett. The A1 is a major motorway
here in England. It has 3 - you read me right , yes three, lanes. We
may be smaller than Texas but we know how to build roads. And defeat
Nazis. Oh yes. And we are sexy as Fuck. Well I am. Nobody else in
England is.