Caleb: Merry Christ Mass, brah! me: HAWTHORNE me: Got a column going up on The Guardian's website, yo Caleb: Wait. me: about how all the Confederates should have died Caleb: The Guardian? me: I CALL IT GUNS OF THE SOUTH Caleb: Like _the_ Guardian? me: yes, the British paper Caleb: Or, more correctly, _the_ _The Guardian_? me: HA THAT'S LESS CORRECT Caleb: You're a relativist. Caleb: Howard, etc. me: WE MUST CONSIDER THE OPINIONS OF THE CROWD Caleb: So you've got a column going up in _The Guardian_, or an op-ed? me: TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF ME me: I dunno lol Caleb: Are they putting you on salary? me: no lol me: I get paid for each one though Caleb: Well. me: I don't have a regular column with them Caleb: Coup of the decade right there, brah. me: NO FAKE Caleb: Wicked no fake. Caleb: You should tell them you know a wicked pissa' cool guy who works for a station in Portland, Maine. Caleb: And that they should hire me to help them make thousands of more dollars. Caleb: Because I'm wicked qualified. me: I will, and they'll be like, THANK GOD WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR AN RTF GUY FOR YEARS BUT WE CANNOT FIND ANY OH DEAR Caleb: Fucking newspapers. Caleb: Living in the past, etc. Caleb: Not like broadcast television. Caleb: Wicked wave of the future. me: broadcast television Caleb: So I didn't find this out until a few weeks ago. Caleb: But Sinclair, the group what owns my station and several dozen others across the country, is apparently just as conservo-nuts as my last employers. me: no it's not Caleb: Dig their Wikipedia page. Caleb: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinclair_Broadcast_Group#Kerry_film_controversy me: llllllllllllllllol me: Stolen Honor me: Wounds Never Heal me: okay, well me: I'm sure they behave less retarded at the studio Caleb: Yes. Caleb: It's all concentrated at the top. Caleb: But they're still nuts. Caleb: The end. Caleb: At least White Knight Broadcasting had the good sense not to expand outside of Ark-La-Tex.