Re: The new Sex Thread

Good God that sentence structure is atrocious. See, I can't even write when I am in this advanced state of arousal. No wonder I have writers block and cannot string two words together in order to write a blog post. COME BACK. I want a video NOW. Or I'm going on the rampage. I mean it. Techno anarchism? Try Emma Anarchism. Thats what will be on everyones lips by the New Year.

On Mon, Dec 20, 2010 at 12:46 AM, emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com <emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com> wrote:

This is not fair. I come online and you go offline. I NEED A VIDEO. I seriously feel like crying. I Woke up this morning soaking wet - and I had not wet myself, you pig. I was aroused from the dream I had about you. I'm aroused now. I do not know what the fuck is going on with my clitoris but it has a life of its own and if it suddenly popped up and said "hey, Emma, I am actually a cock and I belong to a 14 year old boy which is why I'm always hard", I would not be in the least bit surprised.

RS fucking McCain.

On Mon, Dec 20, 2010 at 12:38 AM, emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com <emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com> wrote:

WHAT TRUCE? I'm out of the loop.

On Mon, Dec 20, 2010 at 12:29 AM, emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com <emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com> wrote:

AT some point during the evening or afternoon or whatever it is there, you must (I command you) make me a video. Just to me. About me and you and blogs or whatever, but make it, Barrett.I am dying here, literally dying of lust. My bottom is continuously on fire (NOT nice, okay well it is sometimes nice, but NOT when there is no satisfactory relief apart from the kind I can only provide myself which is REALLY getting on my fucking nerves) My nipples need to be sucked until they come off and my vagina needs to be pounded. If you can somehow incorporate all of that into your Daoist conspiracy then I will be delighted.

And, hang on, you have GONE OFFLINE> I fucking hate the fucking internet. Come back.

On Mon, Dec 20, 2010 at 12:17 AM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:

Orgasmic nipples, eh? God, I love your breasts. They're really huge. I mean, really. It's pretty wild.

R.S. McCain has just responded to my truce and offered some advice. I'm going off to the bar to write a lengthy response and thereby begin the next stage of the conspiracy - the unplanned, Daoist conspiracy with no purpose save to present its nature to me over time, building upon itself in the process.

On Sun, Dec 19, 2010 at 6:55 PM, emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com <emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com> wrote:

How come you write me one sentence and i nearly die from orgasmic nipples? I look forward to hearing whatever it is you're going to whisper because I bet it will be fucking dirty as hell and I'll love it (I'm laughing as I write this but I really will love it)

On Sun, Dec 19, 2010 at 11:47 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:

On Sun, Dec 19, 2010 at 6:45 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:

Yeah, I really look forward to whispering you things in your ear from behind.

On Sun, Dec 19, 2010 at 6:43 PM, emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com <emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com> wrote:

This is the new Sex Thread. As the title cryptically suggests. Here I
tell you I'm coming to Texas to play Dwarf Fortress and get pounded
from behind and you tell me all the ways I can build tiger men or
whatever and then you write something entirely filthy and I get a
massive erectius clitori (latin name) and then we discuss said
pounding and the attractiveness of my arse and how it makes you want
to bite me and then I die from lust but not before you make my womb
explode with child. Et voila.

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Regards,

Barrett Brown
512-560-2302

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Regards,

Barrett Brown
512-560-2302

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Regards,

Barrett Brown
512-560-2302