Caleb: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Caleb: I'M'A FUCK YOUR WIFE, PAL!!!! Caleb: OR GIRLFRIEND!!!! Caleb: THE SPECIFIC CIVIL AND LEGAL NATURE OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH HER HAS MINIMAL BEARING ON MY DETERMINATION TO INVADE HER PARTICULAR SEXUAL ORGANS WITH MY OWN!!!!!!!