Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: hi!
Caleb: r u their?
Caleb: hello?
Caleb: r u their?
Caleb: ur not answering me?
Caleb: y ur not answering me.
Caleb: also lawls:
Caleb: http://www.facebook.com/#!/jenifer.devito
me: best myspace angle shot ever
Caleb: She actually manages to pull several pictures off without any hint of horse-gum.
Caleb: But then....
Caleb: WHOOPS!
Caleb: http://www.facebook.com/jenifer.devito#!/photo.php?fbid=117286860283&set=a.10150242085875284.490927.639560283
Caleb: Scab.
me: god
me: http://www.facebook.com/himes218
Caleb: I know not who this is.
Caleb: Your ex-girlfriend?
Caleb: Barrett the Parrott?!?!?!
me: lol no
me: just some esd girl
me: give me link to elmore's page
me: nevermind
me: still got the same "golfing-with-dad-and-cousins" pic
me: You really want to know? Well, ask me!
Caleb: Can you beat my new high score in Fishdom H2O?
Kyle just scored a whopping 7,685 points in Fishdom H2O! Can you beat that?
Play Games, Make Friends, and Win Big!

me: make friends, eh....?
Caleb: If, at the same time, you're not so caught up in winning big.
me: you know, a lot of people don't know this about me
me: and I don't really care what people think of me anyway, I'm kind of my own man
me: but winning is just something I'm very passionate about
me: Even just in life in general
Caleb: Kyle Elmore Black Friday shopping was easy. In Best buy for less than 30 min and got everything we wanted except for one item
me: Hi, you're on a first date with Kyle Elmore
Caleb: That guy's totally a faggot and he's nowhere near enjoying as much vagina on my face as we the two of us are.
me: except for one item
me: we may just pick that up at another store
me: we do still have some shopping to do
me: so when we go to do the rest of the shopping we'll probably pick up that remaining item
me: oh
me: my boyfriend Charles Johnson and I broke up
me: http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/232392_U.S._purposefully_kills_journa
Caleb: I'm gonna read all of that.
Caleb: Especially right before I go to sleep.
Caleb: Especially when I'm as drunk as I am.
me: you're actually missing out
Caleb: But I just made you the sincerity of a promise!?
me: lol wut
Caleb: i don't know anonymous
me: ROMEO! THOU ART A VILLAIN!