Barrett, darling, I have been sleeping on the couch for the part 2
hours after having 1 glass of Merlot. I really really miss you- even
though we've not met yet, I still do. I hope you were cyber
terrorising the whole time I was in a semi- drunken stupor. After a
few sips I was ready to rip your clothes off and bite you like a dog
then the next thing I know its 2 hours later and I've got drool on my
cheek. What is wrong with me! Please give me one sip of wine then you
must roger me senseless before I fall asleep. Kiss and love x