Subject: Chat with Sam Apple
From: Sam Apple <samapple@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: good luck with the softball team
me: I played with you one time when I had that alcoholic chick with me
Sam: with me?
me: yeah, you were with your future wife, back at nerve
me: or I think you were, not should who you married
Sam: softball, really? i have no memory of it
me: it was informal, not on a ground or whatever
me: picnic thing
me: anyway, take it easy
Sam: oh, whiffle ball? that sounds much more feasible. i never play softball
me: there you go
Sam: anyway, you should come in for the vanity fair game, considering you're involved with both pubs
me: nah, those guys are chumps