Ninja Flakes
Subject: Ninja Flakes
From: "emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com" <emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com>
Date: 11/29/10, 06:46
To: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>

Dear Barriticus, I am spending all day with Jessica because her school, the school that never closes, for any reason, even nuclear attack, is closed because of a few flakes of snow. Its actually been snowing for 3 days constantly and our bird house at the back has a huge snow hat on it which is so funny I must take a photo of it for you. Jessica and I laugh every time we see it. In fact we laughed just before. 

I just took a photo of it with a disgruntled Jessica in her wellies - it was snowing as I snapped but once again the flakes have eluded the pic. Those ninja flakes. Getting my boots on now and scarf and gloves and hat. I suppose you never even need a coat in Texas. It's -2 here or something, probably much colder but we are hardy and don't notice. Just looked out fo the window. It is snowing like fuck. If I get buried by a freak snow drift on my way to town know that I loved you Barrett and that had we been able to have dirty dog sex before the snow claimed me, it would have been the best sex we'd ever have had and I would probably have died anyway from a womb explosion or some such. 

I am still thinking about your other message and your dad and all of that and I will reply properly later after we have been into town. Btw you would love Newcastle. It's really great. Just sayin. I will elaborate on its utter greatness at a later date. I am in love with your voice. Also the US and the UK DO have a special relationship, you meanie. BP is owned by the fucking Japanese, anyway so don't blame us for your oil disasters. 

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