Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard |
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> |
11:29 AM Caleb: Hey, dude.
What it do?
11:36 AM me: oh, you know
11:37 AM Caleb: Yeah, I know all about that.
How's the weather?
me: Well I can tell you what it's like for the next ten minutes!
11:40 AM Caleb: Gettin' ready for X-giving, are you?
Gonna have a big Turkey Day with the 'rents, huh?
I hear that.
11:41 AM me: nah, going over to your mom's
Caleb: WHOA!
I wasn't expecting that!
Right outta left-field!!!
me: well, Wiesart's house, technically
BECAUSE THEY IS MARRIED
Caleb: :-O
!!!!
me: PLUS, PLUS
11:42 AM THEY HAVE SEX
Caleb: Talk about breaking news!
Breaking-heart news is now more what it is like.
11:43 AM But seriously, are you coming to Maine for X-giving?
I'm planning a big feast.
And I never got your RSVP.
11:44 AM I mean, I never got your RSVP?
11:45 AM I mean, I never got your LMAO?
What's the deal with that FDR and the alphabet soup anyway?
12:08 PM Caleb: Have you read the latest Garfield?
12:09 PM Talk about sensational!
12:15 PM Caleb: Hold that thought a tick.
I have to go potty.
me: OK
12:16 PM Caleb: Okay, I'm back.
Sorry.
Bladder like a walnut, etc.
You were saying?