Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

11:29 AM Caleb: Hey, dude.
  What it do?

7 minutes
11:36 AM me: oh, you know
11:37 AM Caleb: Yeah, I know all about that.
  How's the weather?
 me: Well I can tell you what it's like for the next ten minutes!
11:40 AM Caleb: Gettin' ready for X-giving, are you?
  Gonna have a big Turkey Day with the 'rents, huh?
  I hear that.
11:41 AM me: nah, going over to your mom's
 Caleb: WHOA!
  I wasn't expecting that!
  Right outta left-field!!!
 me: well, Wiesart's house, technically
  BECAUSE THEY IS MARRIED
 Caleb: :-O
  !!!!
 me: PLUS, PLUS
11:42 AM THEY HAVE SEX
 Caleb: Talk about breaking news!
  Breaking-heart news is now more what it is like.
11:43 AM But seriously, are you coming to Maine for X-giving?
  I'm planning a big feast.
  And I never got your RSVP.
11:44 AM I mean, I never got your RSVP?
11:45 AM I mean, I never got your LMAO?
  What's the deal with that FDR and the alphabet soup anyway?

23 minutes
12:08 PM Caleb: Have you read the latest Garfield?
12:09 PM Talk about sensational!

5 minutes
12:15 PM Caleb: Hold that thought a tick.
  I have to go potty.
 me: OK
12:16 PM Caleb: Okay, I'm back.
  Sorry.
  Bladder like a walnut, etc.
  You were saying?