Trying not to worry
| Subject: Trying not to worry |
| From: "emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com" <emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com> |
| Date: 11/20/10, 05:14 |
| To: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> |
But failing miserably.
1. Texas has no electricity
2, You fell asleep for 19 hours and are still asleep (reading this in your sleep)
3. You hate me (impossible) (but possibly possible) (no, Emma, IMPOSSIBLE) I just smacked my own face.
4. You are in jail (I'll visit you and we'll work out how to have prison sex under the desk)
5. You are searching paranomal websites
6. The aliens contacted you
7. William Dembski kidnapped you
8. You and William Dembski are now a couple
9. I am hunting William Dembski down
10. Double digits knock the alignment right out.
11. #11 was You are dead but I can't even write
12. Do not read #11. It is NOT TRUE. There, I cancelled it out.
13. Aggh bad luck
14. phew
15. PLEASE EMAIL ME
16. sobbing now
17. My nipples hurt from pinching them whilst thinking about you.