On 11/18/10, Barrett Brown <
barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:
> The only thing I'm having you on is my cock. We know that sentient races
> evolve on planets and begin sending out robotic probes to other planets
> because we now do it - and we've only been in the space game for 60 years or
> so and haven't come anywhere close to exhausting our ability to devise
> improved methods of harnessing physics to travel. At some point, we could
> theoretically come across a planet with a primitive civilization or even
> just low-scale biology that would later evolve into a civilized race that
> would then be largely dismissive of the idea that the traces we left
> previously were actually from us. There are good reasons for the Chinese and
> Russians to be spending so much money to figure out what Phobos really is.
>
> On Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 5:35 PM,
emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com <
>
emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> You're having me on!
>>
>> On 11/18/10, Barrett Brown <
barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > Nah, just to determine whether and to what extent there might be actual
>> > anomalies among the many fake ones, for my own edification. For
>> > instance,
>> > whether or not there's actual evidence of extraterrestrial interaction
>> with
>> > human civilization before the last ice age.
>> >
>> > On Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 5:23 PM,
emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com <
>> >
emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> What do you mean? So you can write about it? I need more info!
>> >>
>> >> On 11/18/10, Barrett Brown <
barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> > That was it, mortal, I misremembered.
>> >> >
>> >> > Today I'm indulging in a special holiday I celebrate every couple of
>> >> months
>> >> > in which I spend about 18 hours straight reading paranormal message
>> >> boards
>> >> > and websites just to make sure that everything checks out, ie. that
>> >> there's
>> >> > no compelling evidence of anything bizarre going.
>> >> >
>> >> > On Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 4:07 PM,
emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com <
>> >> >
emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> The solo concert was awful as all school concerts are. There was
>> wine,
>> >> >> bored girls standing around holding canapes and lots of parents,
>> >> >> most
>> >> >> of
>> >> >> whom I don't know and have nothing in common with, not being a horse
>> >> >> fanatic
>> >> >> and not having a husband. Most of them steer clear of me, possibly
>> >> because
>> >> >> I
>> >> >> look sex starved, nymphomaniacal and have gorgeous bosoms which I
>> >> display
>> >> >> unabashedly and they think I am going to jump their ugly husbands,
>> >> >> although
>> >> >> I'd have to be blind, lobotomized and dead to find any of them
>> >> attractive.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Luckily I only had to stay until Jessica performed her piece on
>> >> classical
>> >> >> guitar. She was nervous, had an insanely bright light shining on her
>> >> >> and
>> >> >> made a few minor errors, but as I said to her as we walked out and
>> she
>> >> >> berated herself for not being perfect, nobody takes any notice of
>> what
>> >> >> happens unless its your kid thats performing. I literally couldn't
>> tell
>> >> >> you
>> >> >> what the other girls did because I zoned out. I think about having
>> >> >> dirty
>> >> >> sex
>> >> >> with my American brother or when that gets old, I think about
>> >> >> having
>> >> >> dirty
>> >> >> sex with my American brother. So nobody would have been listening to
>> >> >> her
>> >> >> anyway except me, which seemed to cheer her up. immensely.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Jessica was allowed to leave early because she has tickets to see
>> some
>> >> >> awful pop group called "Paramore" at the Arena (apparently thats how
>> >> they
>> >> >> spell it)
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I am now watching a film called The Proposal with Sandra Bullock. It
>> is
>> >> >> truly awful. Sandra is the stereotypical bitch career woman who
>> >> >> everyone
>> >> >> hates because she isn't like a Hollywood version of "woman" ie she
>> does
>> >> >> not
>> >> >> know her place and talks down to everyone like a man would. However
>> >> >> this
>> >> >> is
>> >> >> about to change as Sandra, through some bizarre quirk of unknown and
>> >> >> totally
>> >> >> made up Immigration law is about to be deported back to Canada so
>> >> >> she
>> >> >> decides to marry her assistant, a man with a very irritating mouth -
>> I
>> >> >> know
>> >> >> his face and I want to punch it but do not know his name. They are
>> >> >> traveling
>> >> >> to Alaska to meet his parents so Sandra can find out about him
>> >> >> before
>> >> >> their
>> >> >> Immigration interview. I simply can't wait to find out what happens
>> >> next.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Jessica is going to London on Friday to stay with her boyfriend,
>> >> Kristian
>> >> >> Kaminski Cook (he is her FB friend so you can see him) He lives in
>> >> Windsor
>> >> >> and its his sisters 18th birthday. Jessica has told me she will not
>> >> >> have
>> >> >> sex
>> >> >> with him. We have this pact that before she has sex for the first
>> time
>> >> she
>> >> >> will tell me - it was her idea. So we've talked about it. She had a
>> >> >> boyfriend called Ben and was thinking about it with him but he broke
>> up
>> >> >> with
>> >> >> her and they never got round to it. Just as well because he is a
>> pansy.
>> >> >> She
>> >> >> was a semi-lesbian for 11 weeks in 2008. She was scooped up by the
>> >> >> resident
>> >> >> school lesbian, Lily Beswick (look on Jessicas photos - there are
>> some
>> >> >> black
>> >> >> and white pics of her with "James" Beswick. Thats Lily.) LIly looks
>> >> >> exactly
>> >> >> like a boy. In fact I was walking down to the doctors surgery the
>> other
>> >> >> evening to meet Jessica so she could get her Malaria tablets for
>> >> >> when
>> >> she
>> >> >> goes to South Africa at Christmas (she is going firstly to Perth to
>> >> >> stay
>> >> >> with my sister, then to Kruger National Park in South Africa on
>> safari
>> >> >> -
>> >> >> all
>> >> >> with my parents) and I saw Lily walking towards me. It turned out to
>> be
>> >> an
>> >> >> actual boy and not Lily at all. Lily even has an Adams apple! Lily
>> >> >> is
>> >> >> very,
>> >> >> very sweet but obviously should be a bloke. When Jessica realised
>> >> >> she
>> >> >> wasn't
>> >> >> actually a real lesbian and broke up with Lily, Lily would come
>> >> >> round
>> >> >> to
>> >> >> our
>> >> >> house and sit by the wall for hours, just waiting to see if Jessica
>> >> would
>> >> >> come out. I would bring her in, give her cups of tea and try to talk
>> to
>> >> >> her,
>> >> >> then take her home. It was heart breaking.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Jessica and I are like best friends. She is so mature, thoughtful
>> >> >> and
>> >> >> totally on my wavelength. All her friends want me to be their mum
>> >> >> too
>> -
>> >> >> because I am just so great. (no, really, I am) We have the kind of
>> >> >> completely honest relationship that I always hoped for. Its easy
>> >> >> really,
>> >> I
>> >> >> just treat her like and adult and she responds. I know she gets
>> >> >> drunk
>> >> now
>> >> >> and again. I'd rather know than pretend it never happens. I took her
>> to
>> >> >> the
>> >> >> doctors to go on the pill as soon as I thought she might be possibly
>> >> >> thinking about boys and sex and she can say anything to me. In
>> >> >> return
>> I
>> >> >> get
>> >> >> a really great girl who is super intelligent (100% in physics, that
>> >> >> kind
>> >> >> of
>> >> >> smart) Anyway, the point is I love her. She knows all about you and
>> >> thinks
>> >> >> its all great. When I first mentioned you to her she said "ooh what
>> do
>> >> you
>> >> >> think of him, do you like him?" I said "I think he is frigging
>> >> >> gorgeous"
>> >> >> and
>> >> >> she roared with laughter at me. She swats away all my insecurities
>> with
>> >> >> "MUM
>> >> >> shut up you are gorgeous, ALL my friends fancy you, so why wouldn't
>> >> >> he?"
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Anyway this has turned into a bloody novel. I do not know what
>> >> >> modern
>> >> >> means
>> >> >> - but they write in some kind of faux accented English - I can
>> >> >> hardly
>> >> >> understand it either. I'll ask her what modern means. Do you know
>> what
>> >> >> context it was used in?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> AH! Hang on. Do you mean mortal? Yes, getting mortal means getting
>> very
>> >> >> drunk.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> On Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 7:47 PM, Barrett Brown
>> >> >> <
barriticus@gmail.com>wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>> Although I should note I had no idea what they were talking about
>> >> >>> at
>> >> any
>> >> >>> point. Does getting "modern" mean "drunk" or what?
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> On Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 2:46 PM, Barrett Brown
>> >> >>> <
barriticus@gmail.com>wrote:
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>> I actually saw Jessica's profile pop up in my "your friends" box
>> the
>> >> >>>> other day and clicked on it and spent a few minutes reading
>> >> >>>> through
>> >> her
>> >> >>>> exchanges with her friends. It was all insanely adorable.
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>> On Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 12:40 PM,
emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com <
>> >> >>>>
emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>>> I'm just about to head out to Jessica's school
>> >> >>>>>
http://www.westfield.newcastle.sch.uk/ to watch her play in the
>> the
>> >> >>>>> soloists concert. I'll be thinking about you throughout.
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>> --
>> >> >>>> Regards,
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>> Barrett Brown
>> >> >>>> 512-560-2302
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> --
>> >> >>> Regards,
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> Barrett Brown
>> >> >>> 512-560-2302
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > --
>> >> > Regards,
>> >> >
>> >> > Barrett Brown
>> >> > 512-560-2302
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > --
>> > Regards,
>> >
>> > Barrett Brown
>> > 512-560-2302
>> >
>>
>
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> --
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>
> Barrett Brown
> 512-560-2302
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