On 11/18/10, Barrett Brown <
barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:
> Nah, just to determine whether and to what extent there might be actual
> anomalies among the many fake ones, for my own edification. For instance,
> whether or not there's actual evidence of extraterrestrial interaction with
> human civilization before the last ice age.
>
> On Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 5:23 PM,
emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com <
>
emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> What do you mean? So you can write about it? I need more info!
>>
>> On 11/18/10, Barrett Brown <
barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > That was it, mortal, I misremembered.
>> >
>> > Today I'm indulging in a special holiday I celebrate every couple of
>> months
>> > in which I spend about 18 hours straight reading paranormal message
>> boards
>> > and websites just to make sure that everything checks out, ie. that
>> there's
>> > no compelling evidence of anything bizarre going.
>> >
>> > On Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 4:07 PM,
emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com <
>> >
emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> The solo concert was awful as all school concerts are. There was wine,
>> >> bored girls standing around holding canapes and lots of parents, most
>> >> of
>> >> whom I don't know and have nothing in common with, not being a horse
>> >> fanatic
>> >> and not having a husband. Most of them steer clear of me, possibly
>> because
>> >> I
>> >> look sex starved, nymphomaniacal and have gorgeous bosoms which I
>> display
>> >> unabashedly and they think I am going to jump their ugly husbands,
>> >> although
>> >> I'd have to be blind, lobotomized and dead to find any of them
>> attractive.
>> >>
>> >> Luckily I only had to stay until Jessica performed her piece on
>> classical
>> >> guitar. She was nervous, had an insanely bright light shining on her
>> >> and
>> >> made a few minor errors, but as I said to her as we walked out and she
>> >> berated herself for not being perfect, nobody takes any notice of what
>> >> happens unless its your kid thats performing. I literally couldn't tell
>> >> you
>> >> what the other girls did because I zoned out. I think about having
>> >> dirty
>> >> sex
>> >> with my American brother or when that gets old, I think about having
>> >> dirty
>> >> sex with my American brother. So nobody would have been listening to
>> >> her
>> >> anyway except me, which seemed to cheer her up. immensely.
>> >>
>> >> Jessica was allowed to leave early because she has tickets to see some
>> >> awful pop group called "Paramore" at the Arena (apparently thats how
>> they
>> >> spell it)
>> >>
>> >> I am now watching a film called The Proposal with Sandra Bullock. It is
>> >> truly awful. Sandra is the stereotypical bitch career woman who
>> >> everyone
>> >> hates because she isn't like a Hollywood version of "woman" ie she does
>> >> not
>> >> know her place and talks down to everyone like a man would. However
>> >> this
>> >> is
>> >> about to change as Sandra, through some bizarre quirk of unknown and
>> >> totally
>> >> made up Immigration law is about to be deported back to Canada so she
>> >> decides to marry her assistant, a man with a very irritating mouth - I
>> >> know
>> >> his face and I want to punch it but do not know his name. They are
>> >> traveling
>> >> to Alaska to meet his parents so Sandra can find out about him before
>> >> their
>> >> Immigration interview. I simply can't wait to find out what happens
>> next.
>> >>
>> >> Jessica is going to London on Friday to stay with her boyfriend,
>> Kristian
>> >> Kaminski Cook (he is her FB friend so you can see him) He lives in
>> Windsor
>> >> and its his sisters 18th birthday. Jessica has told me she will not
>> >> have
>> >> sex
>> >> with him. We have this pact that before she has sex for the first time
>> she
>> >> will tell me - it was her idea. So we've talked about it. She had a
>> >> boyfriend called Ben and was thinking about it with him but he broke up
>> >> with
>> >> her and they never got round to it. Just as well because he is a pansy.
>> >> She
>> >> was a semi-lesbian for 11 weeks in 2008. She was scooped up by the
>> >> resident
>> >> school lesbian, Lily Beswick (look on Jessicas photos - there are some
>> >> black
>> >> and white pics of her with "James" Beswick. Thats Lily.) LIly looks
>> >> exactly
>> >> like a boy. In fact I was walking down to the doctors surgery the other
>> >> evening to meet Jessica so she could get her Malaria tablets for when
>> she
>> >> goes to South Africa at Christmas (she is going firstly to Perth to
>> >> stay
>> >> with my sister, then to Kruger National Park in South Africa on safari
>> >> -
>> >> all
>> >> with my parents) and I saw Lily walking towards me. It turned out to be
>> an
>> >> actual boy and not Lily at all. Lily even has an Adams apple! Lily is
>> >> very,
>> >> very sweet but obviously should be a bloke. When Jessica realised she
>> >> wasn't
>> >> actually a real lesbian and broke up with Lily, Lily would come round
>> >> to
>> >> our
>> >> house and sit by the wall for hours, just waiting to see if Jessica
>> would
>> >> come out. I would bring her in, give her cups of tea and try to talk to
>> >> her,
>> >> then take her home. It was heart breaking.
>> >>
>> >> Jessica and I are like best friends. She is so mature, thoughtful and
>> >> totally on my wavelength. All her friends want me to be their mum too -
>> >> because I am just so great. (no, really, I am) We have the kind of
>> >> completely honest relationship that I always hoped for. Its easy
>> >> really,
>> I
>> >> just treat her like and adult and she responds. I know she gets drunk
>> now
>> >> and again. I'd rather know than pretend it never happens. I took her to
>> >> the
>> >> doctors to go on the pill as soon as I thought she might be possibly
>> >> thinking about boys and sex and she can say anything to me. In return I
>> >> get
>> >> a really great girl who is super intelligent (100% in physics, that
>> >> kind
>> >> of
>> >> smart) Anyway, the point is I love her. She knows all about you and
>> thinks
>> >> its all great. When I first mentioned you to her she said "ooh what do
>> you
>> >> think of him, do you like him?" I said "I think he is frigging
>> >> gorgeous"
>> >> and
>> >> she roared with laughter at me. She swats away all my insecurities with
>> >> "MUM
>> >> shut up you are gorgeous, ALL my friends fancy you, so why wouldn't
>> >> he?"
>> >>
>> >> Anyway this has turned into a bloody novel. I do not know what modern
>> >> means
>> >> - but they write in some kind of faux accented English - I can hardly
>> >> understand it either. I'll ask her what modern means. Do you know what
>> >> context it was used in?
>> >>
>> >> AH! Hang on. Do you mean mortal? Yes, getting mortal means getting very
>> >> drunk.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> On Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 7:47 PM, Barrett Brown
>> >> <
barriticus@gmail.com>wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> Although I should note I had no idea what they were talking about at
>> any
>> >>> point. Does getting "modern" mean "drunk" or what?
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>> On Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 2:46 PM, Barrett Brown
>> >>> <
barriticus@gmail.com>wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>> I actually saw Jessica's profile pop up in my "your friends" box the
>> >>>> other day and clicked on it and spent a few minutes reading through
>> her
>> >>>> exchanges with her friends. It was all insanely adorable.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>> On Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 12:40 PM,
emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com <
>> >>>>
emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>> I'm just about to head out to Jessica's school
>> >>>>>
http://www.westfield.newcastle.sch.uk/ to watch her play in the the
>> >>>>> soloists concert. I'll be thinking about you throughout.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>> --
>> >>>> Regards,
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Barrett Brown
>> >>>> 512-560-2302
>> >>>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>> --
>> >>> Regards,
>> >>>
>> >>> Barrett Brown
>> >>> 512-560-2302
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >
>> >
>> > --
>> > Regards,
>> >
>> > Barrett Brown
>> > 512-560-2302
>> >
>>
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> Regards,
>
> Barrett Brown
> 512-560-2302
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