On 11/18/10, Barrett Brown <
barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:
> That was it, mortal, I misremembered.
>
> Today I'm indulging in a special holiday I celebrate every couple of months
> in which I spend about 18 hours straight reading paranormal message boards
> and websites just to make sure that everything checks out, ie. that there's
> no compelling evidence of anything bizarre going.
>
> On Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 4:07 PM,
emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com <
>
emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> The solo concert was awful as all school concerts are. There was wine,
>> bored girls standing around holding canapes and lots of parents, most of
>> whom I don't know and have nothing in common with, not being a horse
>> fanatic
>> and not having a husband. Most of them steer clear of me, possibly because
>> I
>> look sex starved, nymphomaniacal and have gorgeous bosoms which I display
>> unabashedly and they think I am going to jump their ugly husbands,
>> although
>> I'd have to be blind, lobotomized and dead to find any of them attractive.
>>
>> Luckily I only had to stay until Jessica performed her piece on classical
>> guitar. She was nervous, had an insanely bright light shining on her and
>> made a few minor errors, but as I said to her as we walked out and she
>> berated herself for not being perfect, nobody takes any notice of what
>> happens unless its your kid thats performing. I literally couldn't tell
>> you
>> what the other girls did because I zoned out. I think about having dirty
>> sex
>> with my American brother or when that gets old, I think about having
>> dirty
>> sex with my American brother. So nobody would have been listening to her
>> anyway except me, which seemed to cheer her up. immensely.
>>
>> Jessica was allowed to leave early because she has tickets to see some
>> awful pop group called "Paramore" at the Arena (apparently thats how they
>> spell it)
>>
>> I am now watching a film called The Proposal with Sandra Bullock. It is
>> truly awful. Sandra is the stereotypical bitch career woman who everyone
>> hates because she isn't like a Hollywood version of "woman" ie she does
>> not
>> know her place and talks down to everyone like a man would. However this
>> is
>> about to change as Sandra, through some bizarre quirk of unknown and
>> totally
>> made up Immigration law is about to be deported back to Canada so she
>> decides to marry her assistant, a man with a very irritating mouth - I
>> know
>> his face and I want to punch it but do not know his name. They are
>> traveling
>> to Alaska to meet his parents so Sandra can find out about him before
>> their
>> Immigration interview. I simply can't wait to find out what happens next.
>>
>> Jessica is going to London on Friday to stay with her boyfriend, Kristian
>> Kaminski Cook (he is her FB friend so you can see him) He lives in Windsor
>> and its his sisters 18th birthday. Jessica has told me she will not have
>> sex
>> with him. We have this pact that before she has sex for the first time she
>> will tell me - it was her idea. So we've talked about it. She had a
>> boyfriend called Ben and was thinking about it with him but he broke up
>> with
>> her and they never got round to it. Just as well because he is a pansy.
>> She
>> was a semi-lesbian for 11 weeks in 2008. She was scooped up by the
>> resident
>> school lesbian, Lily Beswick (look on Jessicas photos - there are some
>> black
>> and white pics of her with "James" Beswick. Thats Lily.) LIly looks
>> exactly
>> like a boy. In fact I was walking down to the doctors surgery the other
>> evening to meet Jessica so she could get her Malaria tablets for when she
>> goes to South Africa at Christmas (she is going firstly to Perth to stay
>> with my sister, then to Kruger National Park in South Africa on safari -
>> all
>> with my parents) and I saw Lily walking towards me. It turned out to be an
>> actual boy and not Lily at all. Lily even has an Adams apple! Lily is
>> very,
>> very sweet but obviously should be a bloke. When Jessica realised she
>> wasn't
>> actually a real lesbian and broke up with Lily, Lily would come round to
>> our
>> house and sit by the wall for hours, just waiting to see if Jessica would
>> come out. I would bring her in, give her cups of tea and try to talk to
>> her,
>> then take her home. It was heart breaking.
>>
>> Jessica and I are like best friends. She is so mature, thoughtful and
>> totally on my wavelength. All her friends want me to be their mum too -
>> because I am just so great. (no, really, I am) We have the kind of
>> completely honest relationship that I always hoped for. Its easy really, I
>> just treat her like and adult and she responds. I know she gets drunk now
>> and again. I'd rather know than pretend it never happens. I took her to
>> the
>> doctors to go on the pill as soon as I thought she might be possibly
>> thinking about boys and sex and she can say anything to me. In return I
>> get
>> a really great girl who is super intelligent (100% in physics, that kind
>> of
>> smart) Anyway, the point is I love her. She knows all about you and thinks
>> its all great. When I first mentioned you to her she said "ooh what do you
>> think of him, do you like him?" I said "I think he is frigging gorgeous"
>> and
>> she roared with laughter at me. She swats away all my insecurities with
>> "MUM
>> shut up you are gorgeous, ALL my friends fancy you, so why wouldn't he?"
>>
>> Anyway this has turned into a bloody novel. I do not know what modern
>> means
>> - but they write in some kind of faux accented English - I can hardly
>> understand it either. I'll ask her what modern means. Do you know what
>> context it was used in?
>>
>> AH! Hang on. Do you mean mortal? Yes, getting mortal means getting very
>> drunk.
>>
>>
>>
>> On Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 7:47 PM, Barrett Brown
>> <
barriticus@gmail.com>wrote:
>>
>>> Although I should note I had no idea what they were talking about at any
>>> point. Does getting "modern" mean "drunk" or what?
>>>
>>>
>>> On Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 2:46 PM, Barrett Brown
>>> <
barriticus@gmail.com>wrote:
>>>
>>>> I actually saw Jessica's profile pop up in my "your friends" box the
>>>> other day and clicked on it and spent a few minutes reading through her
>>>> exchanges with her friends. It was all insanely adorable.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> On Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 12:40 PM,
emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com <
>>>>
emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> I'm just about to head out to Jessica's school
>>>>>
http://www.westfield.newcastle.sch.uk/ to watch her play in the the
>>>>> soloists concert. I'll be thinking about you throughout.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Regards,
>>>>
>>>> Barrett Brown
>>>> 512-560-2302
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> --
>>> Regards,
>>>
>>> Barrett Brown
>>> 512-560-2302
>>>
>>
>>
>
>
> --
> Regards,
>
> Barrett Brown
> 512-560-2302
>