| Subject: Re: Solo Concert |
| From: "emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com" <emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com> |
| Date: 11/18/10, 16:07 |
| To: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> |
Luckily I only had to stay until Jessica performed her piece on classical guitar. She was nervous, had an insanely bright light shining on her and made a few minor errors, but as I said to her as we walked out and she berated herself for not being perfect, nobody takes any notice of what happens unless its your kid thats performing. I literally couldn't tell you what the other girls did because I zoned out. I think about having dirty sex with my American brother or when that gets old, I think about having dirty sex with my American brother. So nobody would have been listening to her anyway except me, which seemed to cheer her up. immensely.
Jessica was allowed to leave early because she has tickets to see some awful pop group called "Paramore" at the Arena (apparently thats how they spell it)
I am now watching a film called The Proposal with Sandra Bullock. It is truly awful. Sandra is the stereotypical bitch career woman who everyone hates because she isn't like a Hollywood version of "woman" ie she does not know her place and talks down to everyone like a man would. However this is about to change as Sandra, through some bizarre quirk of unknown and totally made up Immigration law is about to be deported back to Canada so she decides to marry her assistant, a man with a very irritating mouth - I know his face and I want to punch it but do not know his name. They are traveling to Alaska to meet his parents so Sandra can find out about him before their Immigration interview. I simply can't wait to find out what happens next.
Jessica is going to London on Friday to stay with her boyfriend, Kristian Kaminski Cook (he is her FB friend so you can see him) He lives in Windsor and its his sisters 18th birthday. Jessica has told me she will not have sex with him. We have this pact that before she has sex for the first time she will tell me - it was her idea. So we've talked about it. She had a boyfriend called Ben and was thinking about it with him but he broke up with her and they never got round to it. Just as well because he is a pansy. She was a semi-lesbian for 11 weeks in 2008. She was scooped up by the resident school lesbian, Lily Beswick (look on Jessicas photos - there are some black and white pics of her with "James" Beswick. Thats Lily.) LIly looks exactly like a boy. In fact I was walking down to the doctors surgery the other evening to meet Jessica so she could get her Malaria tablets for when she goes to South Africa at Christmas (she is going firstly to Perth to stay with my sister, then to Kruger National Park in South Africa on safari - all with my parents) and I saw Lily walking towards me. It turned out to be an actual boy and not Lily at all. Lily even has an Adams apple! Lily is very, very sweet but obviously should be a bloke. When Jessica realised she wasn't actually a real lesbian and broke up with Lily, Lily would come round to our house and sit by the wall for hours, just waiting to see if Jessica would come out. I would bring her in, give her cups of tea and try to talk to her, then take her home. It was heart breaking.
Jessica and I are like best friends. She is so mature, thoughtful and totally on my wavelength. All her friends want me to be their mum too - because I am just so great. (no, really, I am) We have the kind of completely honest relationship that I always hoped for. Its easy really, I just treat her like and adult and she responds. I know she gets drunk now and again. I'd rather know than pretend it never happens. I took her to the doctors to go on the pill as soon as I thought she might be possibly thinking about boys and sex and she can say anything to me. In return I get a really great girl who is super intelligent (100% in physics, that kind of smart) Anyway, the point is I love her. She knows all about you and thinks its all great. When I first mentioned you to her she said "ooh what do you think of him, do you like him?" I said "I think he is frigging gorgeous" and she roared with laughter at me. She swats away all my insecurities with "MUM shut up you are gorgeous, ALL my friends fancy you, so why wouldn't he?"
Anyway this has turned into a bloody novel. I do not know what modern means - but they write in some kind of faux accented English - I can hardly understand it either. I'll ask her what modern means. Do you know what context it was used in?
AH! Hang on. Do you mean mortal? Yes, getting mortal means getting very drunk.
On Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 7:47 PM, Barrett Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:
Although I should note I had no idea what they were talking about at any point. Does getting "modern" mean "drunk" or what?
On Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 2:46 PM, Barrett Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:
I actually saw Jessica's profile pop up in my "your friends" box the other day and clicked on it and spent a few minutes reading through her exchanges with her friends. It was all insanely adorable.--
Regards,
Barrett Brown
512-560-2302
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Regards,
Barrett Brown
512-560-2302