Caleb: I was awfully drunk earlier. Caleb: Hey, you're uncle is still alive, by the way. me: oh snap! Caleb: Hey, you are uncle is still alive, by the way. Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYaTywSDmls Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDWytErRL1k&feature=channel Caleb: Why are you ignoring meeeeeeeeeeee? me: I''M NOT FRIEND me: the Ramones are heavy metal Caleb: Those guitars are screeching. Caleb: Which is to say, what are you doing on the Internet this late on a Friday night? Caleb: ARE YOU SOME KIND OF NERD? me: just chillin' me: NOOOO me: I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL Caleb: Who's winning? Caleb: I don't have a tv. me: MY BRONCOS ARE WINNING Caleb: You would root for them. Caleb: Hey, got any heroin-skag? me: fraid not Caleb: That's cool. Caleb: I'm on the methadone anyways. Caleb: Just tryin' to kick, you know. Caleb: Last time I used I totally fell out. Caleb: Etc. me: Man, I've seen it happen me: that's a hard road me: when that goes down me: it's hardest on your family, though, you know? me: that's who gets hurt most Caleb: You only have one family, after all. me: friends come and go me: and sometimes your "friends" really aren't me: especially when you get into that drug cultur me: it's all, "Hey, wanna party?" and it seems like everyone wants to be your friend me: well, that doesn't last me: that's a castle built on sand me: I'm been going to this church youth group lately me: some of the guys there are former weed addicts me: same story, man me: always the same story Caleb: Talk about running a joke into the ground. me: I stand by my narrative me: I'm in the mood for some chick tracts Caleb: Here I was in the mood for chicks! Caleb: I DIG CHICKS! me: HA THAT'S MY CALEB me: http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1063/1063_01.asp me: new one Caleb: That's clearly anti-semitic. me: oh me: this one's kind of right out of the gate me: http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0007/0007_01.asp Caleb: Life as it is today: Caleb: "I'LL KILL YOU FOR THAT!" Caleb: <<shakes head>> Caleb: So true. me: I HATE YOU me: Let's go give him the business! Caleb: Let us go give that guy the business, whaddayasay? Caleb: haw haw haw me: I CAN HAVE YOU INTERESTED FOR PREACHING THE GOSPEL YOU BIGOT me: I CAN HAVE YOU KILLED FOR THAT me: Arrested, rather Caleb: MOON GOD?!? me: it is not good to ask such questions me: do yourself a favor and read the Mormon tract me: also the Freemason one Caleb: Been there, done that. me: http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0058/0058_01.asp me: um me: ironically me: Salem High is used in this one me: Salem apparently signifying an actual witch-laden entity Caleb: Oh! Caleb: That cover frightened me. me: http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1059/1059_01.asp