| Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard |
| From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> |
12:32 PM me: yessir?
12:44 PM me: wow
12:45 PM I heard that there's this scene with Scarlett Jonansan adnd Penelope Cruz making out in this movie
so I look up terms on Youtube
and god damnit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKQ_IocYKjY
1:10 PM Caleb: Come again?
1:11 PM Fag fucking faggot.
1:12 PM You fucking die.
1:45 PM me: It's actually Cenk Uygur ruining a two second clip with 4 minutes of nonsense
1:46 PM Caleb: What the heck is a cenk uygur?
me: sorry, didn't mean to get your boyfriend's name wrong
1:48 PM Caleb: I'm afraid I'm still not certain which non-homosexual boyfriend of mine you're referring to.
1:49 PM In any case, speaking of homosexual faggot boyfriends.
Have you and Joe Carter made out yet?
me: ;)
;)
;)
;)
1:50 PM Caleb: Metaphysics.
;-P
me: nah, fool, I'm takin' this shit to the 4th century
fuck his divinity school faggotry
1:51 PM HURRR HURR ARISTOTLE'S PRIME MOVER
1:52 PM Caleb: Have you won yet?
1:53 PM Speaking of winning....
I've been playing Colonization all day.
1:55 PM And it was good.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
I have to watch Casino.
Or maybe Last of the Mohicans.
2:02 PM me: NOOOOOO
2:03 PM let me know if either of those films make use of Rolling Stones songs
2:06 PM http://www.theonion.com/articles/martin-scorsese-attends-free-imovie-demonstration,17964/