Subject: Re: another bedtime in England |
From: Emma Allan <emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com> |
Date: 11/3/10, 12:23 |
To: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> |
When I was out walking before it struck me that the website you'd
mentioned wasn't called Evangelical whatever its called and so I knew
I must be mistaken.
One should be able to delete or retrieve emails that one knows are
erroneous so that one does not look like a complete arse to ones
special person. Or ones prospective lover. What do I call you? Anyway
the point is I had an inkling that was the case. If was also a
basketball star in his youth. And black.
On 11/3/10, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:
That's just his personal blog. He's editor of First Things and was with
Family Research Council, which I've written about extensively.
On Wed, Nov 3, 2010 at 5:23 AM, Emma Allan
<emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com>wrote:
Please excuse my rudity. Sometimes I just do not know what my vagina is
going to force me to write next.
On a related but entirely different subject, Joe Carters blog/website
evangelical bullshit is very out of date - all the entries are from 2009
and before. Sounds to me like he needs the exposure you're going to give
him
more than you need him. Just goes to show all his bluster in the comments
section was a front. He'll be bloody well loving this. Getting tangled up
in
a debate with a young, thrusting gorgeous perfect brilliant writer like
you,
why he will probably come all over his computer (if he hasn't already) Or
is
that just me. (my vagina made me write that last bit) Bet he's secretly
gay,
like all those evangelicals are.
ps Raaaa
(thats posh for PHWOAR.)
(thats English for you're really fucking sexy)
(thats American for you're hot)
On Wed, Nov 3, 2010 at 6:56 AM, Emma Allan
<emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com>wrote:
My cunt and tits belong to you. Oh god I am so aroused. In my brain by
your erudition and sheer brilliance and in my womb by your masculinity
which is what I crave with such passionate abandon. Oh god I LOVE you
all over. Want you to conduct every debate whilst on top of me.
On 11/3/10, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:
My cock belongs to you.
On Wed, Nov 3, 2010 at 2:48 AM, Emma Allan
<emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com>wrote:
Oh you sweet man. I knew you weren't quite yourself but it's okay
because now I know how you feel I can deal with it next time and this
is how we get closer. My vagina is pulsing of its own accord. It says
hi.
It's such a self obsessed Cunt. :* love what you wrote to the national
review woman esp the bit about the virgin hymen. Made me laugh out
loud. In the dark. Which is always weird. I WANT YOUR PENIS.
On 11/3/10, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:
I love you more than ever. I have trouble feeling love when I'm not
sure
of
what I'm doing because it occupies the entirety of my consciousness
to
worry
about whether or not I am doing what I am supposed to but now that
has
passed and I can think of you again. I love you, Emma. I want to be
one
with
you and to share everything with you.
On Wed, Nov 3, 2010 at 2:35 AM, Emma Allan
<emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com>wrote:
I love you Barrett. Lets join our genitals up somehow. For hours at
a
time. I'd really like it. X i'd moan and softly whisper your name
and
kiss your beautiful lips. My darling. I LOVE boys who can spell.
On 11/3/10, Emma Allan <emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com> wrote:
Ha! I am going to explode with lust.
On 11/3/10, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:
Joyous joy, all is well. I have tricked one of the nation's most
pedigreed
Evangelicals into a public debate, which will kick off with each
of
us
agreeing to post a quote chosen by the other, and the entirety
of
the
debate
will be posted on both venues as well. I have already felt him
out
in
a
little skirmish and he is entirely by-the-numbers and easily
corralled.
Now
I remember why I do what I do. It is for this. And here is the
quote
that
he
will be compelled to post on his influential Christian outlet
(of
course
he
will expect me to quote an atheist delivering some stupid bon
mot,
but
instead I will quote the first proclamation made on behalf of
modern
Christianity after it emerged into its current form, made by the
Emperor
of
the Roman Empire Theodosius I - the Edict of Thessalonica:
EMPERORS GRATIAN, VALENTINIAN AND THEODOSIUS
*AUGUSTI<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augustus_(honorific)>
*. EDICT TO THE PEOPLE OF
CONSTANTINOPLE<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constantinople>
.
It is our desire that all the various nations which are subject
to
our
Clemency and Moderation, should continue to profess that
religion
which
was
delivered to the Romans by the divine Apostle
Peter<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostle_Peter>,
as it has been preserved by faithful tradition, and which is now
professed
by the Pontiff <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope>
Damasus<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Damasus_I> and
by Peter <
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Peter_II_of_Alexandria>,
Bishop
of Alexandria
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bishop_of_Alexandria>,
a
man
of
apostolic <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostle_(Christian)>
holiness.
According to theapostolic
teaching<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostolic_Age> and
the doctrine of the Gospel <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gospel
,
let
us
believe in the one deity of the
Father<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_the_Father>,
the Son <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_the_Son> and the Holy
Spirit<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Spirit>,
in equal majesty and in a holy
Trinity<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity>.
We authorize the followers of this law to assume the title of
Catholic<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic>
Christians <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christians>; but as
for
the
others, since, in our judgment they are foolish madmen, we
decree
that
they
shall be branded with the ignominious name
ofheretics<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heretics>,
and shall not presume to give to their conventicles the name of
churches.
They will suffer in the first place the chastisement of the
divine
condemnation <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_judgment> and in
the
second
the punishment of our authority which in accordance with the
will
ofHeaven<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven> we
shall decide to inflict.
That's what's going to appear on a major Christian website that
also
serves
as a major node of the worst portion of American fascist
Christian
commentary. I wish I could conduct the entire debate on top of
you.
On Tue, Nov 2, 2010 at 11:07 PM, Barrett Brown <
barriticus@gmail.com
wrote:
Oh, sweetheart. I can't wait till you get here. I feel so jaded
and
I
never
even knew what the word meant until recently. The very concept
of a
flawed
institution depresses me, and all I see are flawed
institutions.
I
want
to
concentrate on you instead of things that hurt me merely by my
examining
them. I want to lay around and draw pictures.
On Tue, Nov 2, 2010 at 7:43 PM, Emma Allan
<emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com>wrote:
and another night without you. You're lovely and gorgeous and
sweet.
Also
very very VERY clever (and funny - I read your piece on Palin
as
Margaret
Thatcher - that was genius Barrett - really witty and well
executed,
perfect. You're so talented. Then I found one about Jesus
running
for
office, again utterly splendid in every respect) I'm actually
really
sort
of
honoured to know you - no seriously - before you collapse into
guffaws
-
I
am. I do think you're wonderful and its marvelous to be able
to
talk
to
you,
like this. You've been through so much and still come out of
it
a
brilliant
person. I admire that. I admire you. And love you. And I LOVE
this
internet.
X Emma X
--
Regards,
Barrett Brown
512-560-2302
--
Regards,
Barrett Brown
512-560-2302
--
Regards,
Barrett Brown
512-560-2302
--
Regards,
Barrett Brown
512-560-2302
--
Regards,
Barrett Brown
512-560-2302